The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 24, 2023

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    ekke  12 months ago

    Overheard at KFC: “That Myrtle, she always did have those heavy thighs!”

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    Ratkin Premium Member 12 months ago

    Those sloppy workmen are going to cockerel up the project.

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    PraiseofFolly  12 months ago

    Over the years I worked with many good ol’ boys in factories. They were a long way from home, having grown up in Southern states like Tennessee, Alabama, and Georgia. But they retained colorful sayings concerning women and “romance” that would turn the faces of current young women red in indignation.

    I remember many of those sayings, and as a young man thought them very funny in their shockingly nonchalant crudeness. Times have changed, and darn it — I don’t dare repeat them here, even with substituting euphemisms.
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    Gent  12 months ago

    Wanna has her for dinner eh.

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    iggyman  12 months ago

    In real life the roosters end up on the dinner table first, as one rooster is enough in the henhouse, hens do not crow, nor fight, and they lay eggs!

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    cdward  12 months ago

    Typical. The ones doing the catcalls are really just chickens.

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    Doug K  12 months ago

    “I could just eat you up.”

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    uniquename  12 months ago

    “After work, let’s have some drinks and get fried!”

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    Queen of America  12 months ago

    Should I assume TN hot chicken is a food?

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    mfoldude Premium Member 12 months ago

    If you’ll be my Dixie Chicken, I’ll be your Tennessee Lamb.

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    flemmingo  12 months ago

    How about “Dixie Chicken?” >

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    paranormal  12 months ago

    Turkeys are so rude!!!

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    zeexenon  12 months ago

    First gobbler wants to drill her.

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    Wesley  Premium Member 12 months ago

    “You’re the only 10 I see”

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 12 months ago

    I thought Kentucky had a monopoly on the phrase “finger lickin’ good.”

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    Stephen Gilberg  12 months ago

    At least he said “legs” and not “breast(s).”

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    6turtle9  12 months ago

    Cock-a-Doodle-Doo! Otherwise known as the cat-call.

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    Lablubber   12 months ago

    Is her name Hope? She has feathers.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  12 months ago

    She’s an easy lay.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member 12 months ago

    You boys get it all out of your system yet?

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    SavannahJim Premium Member 12 months ago

    As opposed to a Kentucky fried chicken that just sits around all day enjoying those secret herbs?

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