Over the years I worked with many good ol’ boys in factories. They were a long way from home, having grown up in Southern states like Tennessee, Alabama, and Georgia. But they retained colorful sayings concerning women and “romance” that would turn the faces of current young women red in indignation.
I remember many of those sayings, and as a young man thought them very funny in their shockingly nonchalant crudeness. Times have changed, and darn it — I don’t dare repeat them here, even with substituting euphemisms.
ekke 12 months ago
Overheard at KFC: “That Myrtle, she always did have those heavy thighs!”
Ratkin Premium Member 12 months ago
Those sloppy workmen are going to cockerel up the project.
PraiseofFolly 12 months ago
Over the years I worked with many good ol’ boys in factories. They were a long way from home, having grown up in Southern states like Tennessee, Alabama, and Georgia. But they retained colorful sayings concerning women and “romance” that would turn the faces of current young women red in indignation.
I remember many of those sayings, and as a young man thought them very funny in their shockingly nonchalant crudeness. Times have changed, and darn it — I don’t dare repeat them here, even with substituting euphemisms.Gent 12 months ago
Wanna has her for dinner eh.
iggyman 12 months ago
In real life the roosters end up on the dinner table first, as one rooster is enough in the henhouse, hens do not crow, nor fight, and they lay eggs!
cdward 12 months ago
Typical. The ones doing the catcalls are really just chickens.
Doug K 12 months ago
“I could just eat you up.”
uniquename 12 months ago
“After work, let’s have some drinks and get fried!”
Queen of America 12 months ago
Should I assume TN hot chicken is a food?
mfoldude Premium Member 12 months ago
If you’ll be my Dixie Chicken, I’ll be your Tennessee Lamb.
flemmingo 12 months ago
How about “Dixie Chicken?” >
paranormal 12 months ago
Turkeys are so rude!!!
zeexenon 12 months ago
First gobbler wants to drill her.
Wesley Premium Member 12 months ago
“You’re the only 10 I see”
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 12 months ago
I thought Kentucky had a monopoly on the phrase “finger lickin’ good.”
Stephen Gilberg 12 months ago
At least he said “legs” and not “breast(s).”
6turtle9 12 months ago
Cock-a-Doodle-Doo! Otherwise known as the cat-call.
Lablubber 12 months ago
Is her name Hope? She has feathers.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
She’s an easy lay.
Charliegirl Premium Member 12 months ago
You boys get it all out of your system yet?
SavannahJim Premium Member 12 months ago
As opposed to a Kentucky fried chicken that just sits around all day enjoying those secret herbs?