One of worst feelings is when you introduce two people to each and you totally forget one of person’s name and you don’t realize that you forgot their name until you open your mouth to say it.
True story. I was in college my freshman year, and the guy next to me introduced himself. I live in a town called Tewksbury, and the next town over is called Billerica, which is pronounced bill-ri-ca. My new friend’s name was Bill Ricker. So when he said that, my natural response was “Tewksbury.” It took a few minutes to straighten out that confusion.
BE THIS GUY 7 months ago
Goat should learn to use words like “let me introduce you to…”; or “I would like you to meet..”; or even “…this is…”
Sir Davecelot 7 months ago
Things didn’t end well for Pig…
BasilBruce 7 months ago
Some people do dig Welles. Ever see his wine commercials?
ronaldspence 7 months ago
my father worked in a ship yard…
Crann Bethadh 7 months ago
Nice!…a couple of breaks from the negative stuff in the form of Crocs (good to have them back!) and silly puns. Good stuff.
carlsonbob 7 months ago
Wait until he meets Helen Hunt and Mike Hunt.
Johnny Q Premium Member 7 months ago
Pig-dog!
Imagine 7 months ago
Wait until he meets the two Irish gays: Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
Gent 7 months ago
Dug wells? Water you saying Goat?
iggyman 7 months ago
My #1 favorite Dawn Welles!
Purple People Eater 7 months ago
Is Doug any relation to Orson?
NotMe 7 months ago
Where’s the panel were Stephan is about to get his… He deserves it this time.
ladykat 7 months ago
Welles had very good wine commercials.
Ellis97 7 months ago
Abbot and Costello will have a field day with this.
Slowly, he turned... 7 months ago
Pig had much the same reaction to Phil Welles…
MS72 7 months ago
Wasn’t Wells the bartender on Bachelor in Paradise?
Linguist 7 months ago
Goat’s comment to his friend regarding Pig … “Welles come to my world.”
chris_o42 7 months ago
Well, well, well—what a deep subject!
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 7 months ago
“What a strange introduction.” Did he also meet the Doctor?
jel354 7 months ago
A reverse pun.
Geophyzz 7 months ago
I dug Wells, especially War of the Worlds and The Time Machine.
Goat from PBS 7 months ago
OK, let me rephrase that. Pig, this is my friend, Doug Welles.
Count Olaf Premium Member 7 months ago
Yes, Doug Wells, Pig.
Kaputnik 7 months ago
If Goat’s friend was named Diglas instead of Douglas, then Pig would be out there now, digging.
Radish the wordsmith 7 months ago
Has Pig ever been in a poke?
oish 7 months ago
If his last name was Graves, he’s have a Svengoolie segue.
cupertino jay 7 months ago
different spelling, swiped from the internet (goes downhill faast after this)..
> Doug Wells was a resident of Missoula, Montana, who killed the serial killer Wayne Nance.
gmu328 7 months ago
pig had a hard time reading The Invisible Man and War of the Worlds
SteveR405 7 months ago
One of worst feelings is when you introduce two people to each and you totally forget one of person’s name and you don’t realize that you forgot their name until you open your mouth to say it.
LaughterIsJoyMuliplied 7 months ago
Thanks Steph — good way to start my day.
Zebrastripes 7 months ago
Earth to PIG, HELLO?
mindjob 7 months ago
Good thing Pig doesn’t live in the desert, where he’s have to dig a well or two
WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago
I see that Pastis had finally come to the end of the popular cartoonist instructional book: 10,000 Cartoon Puns
joannesshadow 7 months ago
True story. I was in college my freshman year, and the guy next to me introduced himself. I live in a town called Tewksbury, and the next town over is called Billerica, which is pronounced bill-ri-ca. My new friend’s name was Bill Ricker. So when he said that, my natural response was “Tewksbury.” It took a few minutes to straighten out that confusion.
zeexenon 7 months ago
Orson Welles was OK, but H. G. Wells was much better.
dadoctah 7 months ago
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and legs at the bottom of a hole?
A: Doug.
carlsonbob 7 months ago
If you want to confuse Pig even more, introduce him to Seymour Butz.
theoldidahofox 7 months ago
Groan.
Sisyphos 7 months ago
Pig’s unambiguity is ill-fated when he hears “Doug Welles” as “dug wells.” It’s not easy being Pig!