Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 15, 2023

I would, but I’m housebound. I wear different nightshirts.

San Fernando, San Bernardino and San Diego are men. Santa Clara, Santa Barbara and Santa Rosa are women. I guess Santa Clause is…

No man would call what he’s wearing an outfit.

Maybe … Santa Claus is an extraterrestrial alien assigned to Earth (thus his mastery of time and space) and like Superman, his ubiquitous clothing is super-strong. He has no other clothes, and has frequently to get them dry-cleaned. The elves are AI automatons, of course. Ha, you adults thought you had everything figured out!

Santa used to wear different outfit but times were tough during the depression and it was hard to meet payroll. So in 1931 Santa got a corporate sponsorship from Coke and, under contract, has had to wear the same outfit ever since.

Ho, ho, ho!

The name Santa Claus is the English form of the Dutch name for St. Nicholas Sinterklaas.

I’m sure he has plenty of outfits, they just all look the same

His wife lays out his clothes!!!!!

LOL!

I am female and have a favorite Holiday outfit that I wear on repeat for parties that won’t have the same people.

Don’t look at me. As a fellow aviator (Air Force Pilot) I wore the same outfit every DAY.

Maybe it takes all year to pick the accessories to go with the outfit?

I would disagree, who else would be so nosey as to want to spy on everyone and keep a naughty or nice list. Women never forget any slight that happens to them. They still hold grudges against b!tches from the 3rd grade.

My grandmother had a red knit Christmas dress she loved. She wore every it Christmas year after year. I believe she wore it to Christmas parties too. I remember conversations her sons (my Dad and uncle) had with her trying to suggest a new one as the age began to show on her dress. Those conversations fell on deaf ears. I think she still had it even after she moved into the Masonic home.

Mrs Claus does.

The classics never go out of style!

It’s time women stopped listening to all the pushers, including so called influenc3rs,who keep saying this, that or the other is on trend or the new fashion.Wear the same stuff for a year or two. Decorate your house however you like. Be free and stop the leeches getting fat for doing nothing of any value