Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 14, 2023

Me: “Uni”. Marigold: “CORN.” Me: “On the cob!” XD

Oh, really? So if I were to say “corn”, she’d have to time-travel?

What’s interesting is how these styles were mentioned in Phoebe’s world and one of them was goblincore which quite obviously Dakota was for a time.

So this must mean that other people in Phoebe’s world have unicorns as best friends and other magical creatures and those styles are not from this world.

Would someone in this world who likes wolves be called wolfcore??.

how many of those previous day strip styles are real?.

and I love how Marigold can’t stand to hear her name cut short.

and what’s wrong with Uni?.

Uni The Unicorn!??.

everyone loves Uni from the land far but not too far away.

Okay Pheeb!

“So, how are you?” “Nicorn.” (Really, Marigold?)

great now I can’t talk about Unicycles around Marigold.

A pretty uni corny gag!

A long time ago (in a galaxy far, far away) I created a Pokémon called Uniswift. It was a winged unicorn. What would Marigold have to say about that?

That’s right, Uni-core!

“my fears were entirely justified.”

We weren’t doubting.

Remember, Phoebe: With great power comes great responsibility.

Does the same apply when the word “unique” is mentioned, as Marigold typically pairs it with the unicorn word “orn”? Moreover, does this contradict the times Phoebe said “Yooni the Unicorn”, which involves the phonetic spelling of the prefix “uni”, yet lacks any “corn” to complete it? “Unicore” also involves respelling “unicorn”, and like “Yooni” is still incomplete.

At least Phoebe didn’t say Unic (eunuch), I don’t want to know what a eunuch-corn is

Good thing Phoebe’s not British. Otherwise there’d be trouble in about 8 years when she went off to uni.

U. Nicorn. Un. Icorn. Uni. Corn. Unic. Orn. Unico. Rn. Unicor. N.

At least she doesn’t have South Park’s Cartman’s affliction, where if someone starts singing the Styx song “Come Sail Away” and stops, he has to finish it.

P: Knock, knock

M: Who’s there?

P: Uni

M: Corn!

P: It sure is

My, the corn is doing well for this time of year!

“Hey, Marigold! Eunuch …. "

Here we go again with that Unique thing… ;)

It drives me nuts when someone says “Do you want to come with?” Like, finish your sentence!

So I wonder if there is a special themed vegetable called Uni-Corn.

Next up: uni-tard.