B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 12, 2023

How about some fish oil?

Fish fried

Yes, I have lotion. Should be floating out there with all the other plastic containers!

No, but I do have some salt, vinegar and chips……..

Imagines what a walking talking fish be worth these days. You’d make millions! You’d be rich! Rich!

Could that be a ‘Red Herring’?

Wait, that looks like butter.

cod liver oil

….that didn’t take long!

Since the fish is moving would that be motion lotion ?

It might decide to return to the ocean. Too much sand in its gills.

Will marinade do? We also offer a heat treatment.

Fish with legs, possible. Sheldon did make a glow in the dark fish.

Early steps in evolution.

Give him the lotion! If he goes back to the water, humans will… never… evolve… hmm… ッ

The only rays he was used to were Manta and Sting.

FISH GOT LEGS!!!

Already he feels dry and scaly! LOL

Recommend it rub olive oil on itself. A self-baking fish.

Bain de Soleil for that St. Tropez tan

Apparently not a slimy carp, and it walks like a swaying camel.

He thinks he may have some in the back.

Rub crude oil on him, and he’ll be a blackened redfish.

Nice work by the colorist, showing the growing sunburn.

The next wave of evolution has landed.

Nah, dime a dozen in congress.