Ah, yes, ketchup and Velveeta on flatbread followed by “Lisa’s Story: The Movie” and Chapter Four of “The Phantom Empire.” It’s a good life.
Note, by the way, that Pmmm said “runs,” not “owns.” Masonne Jarre is the proprietor of the Valentine, and Mopey and the PBM are the legal Montoni’s business partners, so your future mooching opportunities may be limited.
Also, who’s the random stranger you’re talking to in the booth?
What’s Pam’s angle here? Why does she look like she’s ready to have a panic attack in Panel 1, and then she’s throwing a snide sideways glance in Panel 3? How does that correlate with the dialogue? Jff’s right. They are blessed. They run businesses which have previously failed and here they seem to not suffer any financial hardship for it. What’s her problem?
“One of our children runs a vintage movie theater…(PAINFULLY LONG PAUSE)…and the other a pizza diarrhea!” (hoists glass of oddly brown Montoni’s tap water) “We’re ble—” [Actually, that’s it, just 14 more panels of Jeff staring at the brown water while smirking ensues]
“Twice-failed theater that shows only the same 2 movies, and a pizzeria that went out of business!” That’s a pretty narrowly defined version of “blessed.”
Blessed? Your son and daughter-in-law operate a movie theater that went out of business a couple of years ago and only survives as a vanity project for a bipolar actor. Your daughter is engaged to a guy who works in a dying industry, owns a pizza parlor that closed last year, and probably knows nothing whatsoever about running a business. Unless you mean “blessed” in an ironic sense, you’re an idiot!
So managing a one-screen movie theater is something super admirable? It probably pays poorly and isn’t much different than managing a bowling alley or gas station. And you wouldn’t brag about those. (Not that I’m denigrating those jobs, just saying it isn’t the epitome of human achievement.)
Perhaps the weirdest thing about Montoni’s is that I cannot recall (on those relatively rare occasions when people are actually depicted as eating pizza in the place, rather than just hanging out at the counter chatting and drinking coffee) any style of pizza other than thin-crust with pale yellow cheese substance and round reddish objects on top. No thick crust. No sausage. No veggie. No “garbage” (everything). Just thin-crust yellowish-stuff with reddish circles. Evidently people in Worstview/Centerville are pretty un-adventurous.
angelolady Premium Member 12 months ago
Speaking of different points of view….
J.J. O'Malley 12 months ago
Ah, yes, ketchup and Velveeta on flatbread followed by “Lisa’s Story: The Movie” and Chapter Four of “The Phantom Empire.” It’s a good life.
Note, by the way, that Pmmm said “runs,” not “owns.” Masonne Jarre is the proprietor of the Valentine, and Mopey and the PBM are the legal Montoni’s business partners, so your future mooching opportunities may be limited.
Also, who’s the random stranger you’re talking to in the booth?
wherescrankshaft 12 months ago
What’s Pam’s angle here? Why does she look like she’s ready to have a panic attack in Panel 1, and then she’s throwing a snide sideways glance in Panel 3? How does that correlate with the dialogue? Jff’s right. They are blessed. They run businesses which have previously failed and here they seem to not suffer any financial hardship for it. What’s her problem?
billsplut 12 months ago
“One of our children runs a vintage movie theater…(PAINFULLY LONG PAUSE)…and the other a pizza diarrhea!” (hoists glass of oddly brown Montoni’s tap water) “We’re ble—” [Actually, that’s it, just 14 more panels of Jeff staring at the brown water while smirking ensues]
eced52 12 months ago
Minnie the Moocher.
billsplut 12 months ago
“Twice-failed theater that shows only the same 2 movies, and a pizzeria that went out of business!” That’s a pretty narrowly defined version of “blessed.”
French Persons' Celebration of Peeved Harry Dinkle Premium Member 12 months ago
“Bless-ed Fools, more like!” —Pmmm
top cat james 12 months ago
“…And we have a grandson that ages from a toddler to an 8 year old then back to an infant.”
billsplut 12 months ago
Jeff: “That’s what all those older southern women say to me! ‘BLESS YOUR HEART!!’ Gosh, I must be swell!”
j_m_kuehl 12 months ago
When you retire, the kids can always hire you. At least you won’t have to drive a bus.
sueb1863 12 months ago
Have either of them noticed that Mindy is doing ALL the work?
Fetzee 12 months ago
And my father in law who belongs in a home drives a school bus so blessed
grozar 12 months ago
A threat to humanity!
Out of the Past 12 months ago
Crankshaft keeps trying to horn into the story.
ladykat 12 months ago
Yes, you are. Free food and movie tickets.
Stephen M Dallas 12 months ago
Nothing says “blessed” like running high overhead businesses that can easily be replaced by a microwave and DVD player.
dputhoff62 12 months ago
Blessed? Your son and daughter-in-law operate a movie theater that went out of business a couple of years ago and only survives as a vanity project for a bipolar actor. Your daughter is engaged to a guy who works in a dying industry, owns a pizza parlor that closed last year, and probably knows nothing whatsoever about running a business. Unless you mean “blessed” in an ironic sense, you’re an idiot!
GojusJoe 12 months ago
What is her point? Is she happy for her children? Why is she telling Crankshaft? As if Ed doesn’t know.
be ware of eve hill 12 months ago
If this Montoni’s story arc continues past today, we are ̶b̶l̶e̶s̶s̶e̶d̶ cursed.
WilliamVollmer 12 months ago
Is Pam disappointed that the kids don’t have glamorous careers?
lemonbaskt 12 months ago
cat got crankshafts tongue
lemonbaskt 12 months ago
so go buy the bowling alley annoying woman
raybarb44 12 months ago
Not bad at all…..
BeniHanna6 Premium Member 12 months ago
Is she complaining? If so, at least the father has a good head on his shoulders.
puddleglum1066 12 months ago
Krankus is not smiling in panel three. He’s in the early stages of rigor mortis.
grozar 12 months ago
He’s feeling kinda stiff…
csroberto2854 12 months ago
Why does Crankshaft think he’s Les
skolinger1 12 months ago
You all know these are not real people, right?
Mopman 12 months ago
So managing a one-screen movie theater is something super admirable? It probably pays poorly and isn’t much different than managing a bowling alley or gas station. And you wouldn’t brag about those. (Not that I’m denigrating those jobs, just saying it isn’t the epitome of human achievement.)
puddleglum1066 12 months ago
Perhaps the weirdest thing about Montoni’s is that I cannot recall (on those relatively rare occasions when people are actually depicted as eating pizza in the place, rather than just hanging out at the counter chatting and drinking coffee) any style of pizza other than thin-crust with pale yellow cheese substance and round reddish objects on top. No thick crust. No sausage. No veggie. No “garbage” (everything). Just thin-crust yellowish-stuff with reddish circles. Evidently people in Worstview/Centerville are pretty un-adventurous.
paige.votruba 12 months ago
Man,you guys have no respect.
tcayer 12 months ago
And they all live at home…
Dave427 12 months ago
Durned right they’re blessed. Easy access to classic movies in a classic movie theater AND easy access to pizza, they’ve got it made.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 12 months ago
Don’t forget to put Al Martino on the jikebox
ToneeRhianRose 6 months ago
Haha! (^▽^)