Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 15, 2023

Anything you want honey. You’ll will get it.

It’s beginning to look a lot like . . . WHOA, MOMMA!!!

I say to her “Let’s keep this simple.” And give her my gold card and PIN.

Ho Ho Ho.

If the presents are books I want, do it! I used to have a figure like that. Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

How about I just give you my credit card?

It’ll be worth it.

She doesn’t play dress up anymore, does she.

Reminds me of the Bettie Page

At least…

Perhaps madam would like to be unwrapped first before any other presents…

And I was hoping you were naughty this year !

How about one gift that keeps on giving.

“Ooh. I see something’s getting all red … Forget old Rudolph — let me guide your sleigh tonight!

I like the KISS method… No, not that one, this one, pucker up darling.

How about the same gift 10 times. Heck, let’s make it a Bakers Dozen times.

And that’s when I slowly back up toward the door and ran for my life, holding tighly my wallet.

OK, let’s see what other kinds of birds I can find.

BETTIE!!!!!

With her every day would Christmas!

Grrrrrrrrrrr.

Just give her one.

OK, but for your part, it’s ten more days of being good

… to me !!!

Trying to work a little Hanukkah in there?

Nice drawing…..

Let’s make a small fortune…out of a big one.

“Santa? Why am I in here instead of out on the toy assembly line with the rest of the elves?”

Well, I don’t yet have enough for all those presents, but I could make a couple of deposits…

ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ

Well done Mr. Freeman!

10 lords-a-leaping?

Human males are primarily visually stimulated and aroused for sexual activity; so thoroughly so that even sexually oriented cartoons can turn males on. Human females less so; they are more tactilely (touch) stimulated — and more dependent on psycho-social context and cues when deciding whether to engage in sex — or not.

This illustration would be an excellent tattoo.

Yes Betty. Anything you want Betty. Will you visit me in prison after I rob a bank to pay for those ten gifts Betty?

She certainly looks like she has been a good little girl. I don’t see any problem

Ok, honey, I’ll get right on it….

1) That outfit in green2) A similar outfit in red3) Same outfit in green4) Red5) Green6-10) More of the same

now I know what I want for Christmas.

That’s Candy Kane! I’d recognize her anywhere!

just tell me where…

Thanks, Allen !!(Hoping you get 10 more gifts before xmas)

This is my idea of a holiday theme.

what’s 10 × 69?!

Hubba hubba!

Nice package. May I unwrap it now?

You need to buy her only 8 more gifts, ’cause she already has 2.

Wowsers!