Actually she looks better in the towel than in most of the dumpy clothes she wears. The towel is drawn so she has a waist and not a slab of midriff fat. And remember Elly, muscle is heavier than fat.
Also a girl wears a towel like that when they just got out of water which means the towel is drenched from drying her off. Water contains a lot of weight. Any diet known to man in the beginning does not get rid of fat, it gets rid of water.
John, don’t try, men have tried to figure out ‘the right thing to say’ for over 2000 years and we still haven’t found it—who can ? We’re dealing with women ! ! ! !
In the winter you have to remember at the doctor’s to take off your jacket, your fanny pack, your boots, your cell phone (mine weights 8.5 oz.), your keys from your pocket (4.4 oz.), no previous two cups of coffee (16 oz.). That’s a good 6-7 pounds…forgot about heavy jeans, wear leggings!
And what every husband cant understand. We love you and desire you but no you hate yourself for your own delusional thought son how your supposed to look.
Asharah about 1 year ago
Time to start jogging again
leopardglily about 1 year ago
Eh, he tried this time, at least.
Black76Manta about 1 year ago
But what a drama queen!
snsurone76 about 1 year ago
Gotta give John and the kids credit for putting up with her without cracking up themselves.
jmworacle about 1 year ago
Ever heard the term pouring gasoline on a fire?
GirlGeek Premium Member about 1 year ago
Never talk to women about weight. Apparently it’s a sensitive topic for us.
French Persons' Treasury of Self-Applauding Batty Premium Member about 1 year ago
For a minute there, I thought John was spying on Elizabeth…
arolarson Premium Member about 1 year ago
Actually she looks better in the towel than in most of the dumpy clothes she wears. The towel is drawn so she has a waist and not a slab of midriff fat. And remember Elly, muscle is heavier than fat.
mckeonfuneralhomebx about 1 year ago
Also a girl wears a towel like that when they just got out of water which means the towel is drenched from drying her off. Water contains a lot of weight. Any diet known to man in the beginning does not get rid of fat, it gets rid of water.
KageKat about 1 year ago
I think the only reason I didn’t gain weight over the holiday is because of making sure to eat more vegetables – it helped with the bloat.
Frank Salem Premium Member about 1 year ago
Am I the only one to sense the sexual implications?
Macushlalondra about 1 year ago
For once John says the right thing and Elly still brushes him off. And she’s not fat! Get over yourself Elly!
'IndyMan' about 1 year ago
John, don’t try, men have tried to figure out ‘the right thing to say’ for over 2000 years and we still haven’t found it—who can ? We’re dealing with women ! ! ! !
kittygatos about 1 year ago
In the winter you have to remember at the doctor’s to take off your jacket, your fanny pack, your boots, your cell phone (mine weights 8.5 oz.), your keys from your pocket (4.4 oz.), no previous two cups of coffee (16 oz.). That’s a good 6-7 pounds…forgot about heavy jeans, wear leggings!
Foob about 1 year ago
AAAAAAACK!!
paranormal about 1 year ago
Honey, just remember; Muscle weighs more than fat!
johnnydoc5 about 1 year ago
Throw the scale away. Clearly not a helpful tool.
Doug K about 1 year ago
Way too much said by him. (Nothing would have probably been better.)
The worst: “I still love you anyway.” It might seem okay in your mind. If you’re going to say any of that, leave out the “still” and the “anyway”.
ladykat Premium Member about 1 year ago
You’ll be okay, Ellie.
mindjob about 1 year ago
Sounds like a reason to start drinking
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 year ago
Maybe next month John, maybe next month, if you’re lucky.
The Great_Black President about 1 year ago
Here we go again with another storyline of Elly vs. Belly
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 year ago
Fruitcake not fattening.Cheesecake IS fattening.
And all the low-calorie vegetables that are “good for you” also give you tons of gas.
raybarb44 about 1 year ago
A gui can’t win against fat ….
RickTengle about 1 year ago
that could be water weight
washatkc about 1 year ago
And what every husband cant understand. We love you and desire you but no you hate yourself for your own delusional thought son how your supposed to look.