Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 08, 2024

Yeah… that leaves a lot open to interpretation.

It’s the world’s oldest profession, but you don’t have the looks for it.

I thought there would be long lines out the door.

Surprised that doesn’t generate more business. Maybe if he put a pretty secretary in the window, instead??

He’s right next door to Sam ‘n’ Ella’s Chicken Palace.

With a sign like that, what else could he expect.

That’s okay. They got the massage.

Hey, there is a cute little dog :-)

Everyone looks so sad.

I laugh way too hard at this. I may need help.

Does he do deep body “touches”?

He should work with a mortician.

You probably should have.

If he became a seer, then the medium is the massage therapist.

BAh humbug you beat me to it.

It’s all in the marketing. “Get in touch with your inner self as I get in touch with your outer self.”

Maybe he should have gone with politician.

Cue The Doors: ♪ “Yeah. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Now touch me, baby.” ♪

Coincidence: check out today’s “Day by Dave” cartoon.

How about “Goose the Masseuse” … wait, on second thought

And I’m a professional touch-me worker. $5 to shake my hand. $20 to hug me. And $1,000 to…

Masseuse Without Borders.

It rubs people the wrong way.

Yeah you shouldn’t be so obvious.

Just think if this guy was a mortician…

Ya think?

His situation is quite touching. ( •◡-)

Chiropractor?