Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 11, 2024

Horse with many watches never knows correct time.

He certainly has a lot of ticks.

Time weighs heavily.

Better watch it.

At least he’s not wearing a Grandfather Clock!

Styx and the Stones may break my (rock and roll) bones, but gags like this will always hurt me (by busting my guts).

… or … Too much time on his wrists

… or … Too much time on his hooves.

With that many he tics, he might even have Tourette’s.

Horace, you’d better watch out.

The door is that way —→ .

Swatches. Gotta wear ’em all.

Styx: “Too much time on my hands…” popped immediately into my head.

QUICK! SURF AWAY! HE’S GONNA BLOW….!!

Time is on my…wrists…

Wanna buy a watch?

Horace will give up Tik Tok.

and it’s ticking away from me

Hmmm, that might make good song lyrics! ㋡

A friend once asked me why I collect so many watches, and said: “you can’t wear ‘em all at once!” …… pffft, challenge accepted!

so Horace read his horoscope and it said: “Watch out today”…!

Ha! Good timing, Horace.

Groan

nah, just too many tickers. :}

Horace, reminds me a salesman on the streets, minus the raincoat! LOL! ☺️

I always like these cartoons… but now I’ve got that STYX song playing in my head over and over.

Some are second hand.

He will never be a faceless member of a crowd.

You sure would have ….. Horace …… “IF” you had hands …… :)

This one really wound me up!

If you have one watch, you have a good idea of the time. If you have two watches, you never know which is right.

I like the comic BIG TIME!

Time flies for horse flies.

He’s got one for each time zone, so he can read the New York times.

Lighten up, Horace. Take some time off.

“Could you get the phone? I’m dressing the pork and I’m up to my elbows in fines herbes.”“Hold on—he’s got thyme on his hands.”