Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 18, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 10 months ago

    He’ll need a lender to pay the fender mender.

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    Captain Colorado  10 months ago

    Yes!

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    PraiseofFolly  10 months ago

    The Kicker: “Pretender Bender Offender to Surrender”

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    Doug K  10 months ago

    The skinny kindhearted auto shop person working on fixing the damage on the car is a slender tender fender mender.

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    sandpiper  10 months ago

    Reading this aloud makes it even funnier, if you don’t break your tongue.

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    uniquename  10 months ago

    If he hit a woman’s car, he can sender his insurance info (say it fast).

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    brick10  10 months ago

    Say that five times will ya?

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    InTraining Premium Member 10 months ago

    did offender surrender…?

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 10 months ago

    The salesperson was Fester Bestertester.

    (Don’t forget, only 13 more days until National Gorilla Suit Day.)

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    walstib Premium Member 10 months ago

    If you don’t like that line, then return to sender.

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    T...  10 months ago

    Brilliant! Back on track…

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  10 months ago

    And the salesperson’s a gender bender.

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    pamela welch Premium Member 10 months ago

    Funny — LOLOL

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    cracker65  10 months ago

    That’s a mouthful.

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    gcarlson  10 months ago

    Ray Kroc was a blender vendor who wondered why the McDonald Brothers needed two of his milkshake machines, while most of his customers only needed one.

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    Ukko wilko  10 months ago

    If logic matters not the least, you’re in California East.

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