Instead you have a lot of mice and roaches who are stoned out of their minds. Hey, maybe the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers can be the next guest characters!
“I dropped that pill…that the doctor gave me with a prescription—at the pharmacy—the old one, the Rexall by the town septic tank…the tech was named Fannie…IT GO ROLL! Under the fridge…by Frigidaire…they make fridges, you know…hang on, I got MUCH more…”
“The pill from that prescription the doctor gave me” is generally said by people who don’t want to say “that Manny the Monster sold me from his unmarked van in the Wal-Mart parking lot.”
Why take the pill in the kitchen? Take it in the living room (bring a glass of water with you) and let it roll under the sofa for a change. Or just sit there on the carpet since it won’t roll away with carpeting.
Hopefully Mindy doesn’t drop one of her birth control pills back there, don’t think (re)opening a pizza restaurant, and, being preggers, would work to well.
Yeah, go Pmm go! Nice for her to appear to speak one of her catchphrases. As soon as she says, “What are you doing, Dad?”, the audience explodes in laughter. It’s like JJ saying, “Dynomite!”, or Arnold saying, “What you talkin’ about, Willis?”.
Bill Thompson 9 months ago
Instead you have a lot of mice and roaches who are stoned out of their minds. Hey, maybe the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers can be the next guest characters!
billsplut 9 months ago
“I dropped that pill…that the doctor gave me with a prescription—at the pharmacy—the old one, the Rexall by the town septic tank…the tech was named Fannie…IT GO ROLL! Under the fridge…by Frigidaire…they make fridges, you know…hang on, I got MUCH more…”
billsplut 9 months ago
“The pill from that prescription the doctor gave me” is generally said by people who don’t want to say “that Manny the Monster sold me from his unmarked van in the Wal-Mart parking lot.”
Macushlalondra 9 months ago
Why take the pill in the kitchen? Take it in the living room (bring a glass of water with you) and let it roll under the sofa for a change. Or just sit there on the carpet since it won’t roll away with carpeting.
French Persons Premium Member 9 months ago
Join the club, Pmmm.
top cat james 9 months ago
PAM: “Tough s***, Dad.”
ED: “How did you know it was a stool softener?”
Gent 9 months ago
Open pharmacy? It called pharming!
comixbomix 9 months ago
On the plus side, they have the healthiest refrigerator in the neighborhood.
Botulism Bob 9 months ago
After sitting under the fridge for years those pills must taste like….. bleah….
mn4nu 9 months ago
Who’s this old guy?
rockyridge1977 9 months ago
Use the broom handle!!!!!!
tcayer 9 months ago
Maybe if he took his pills in the bathroom instead of the kitchen…
dv1093 9 months ago
When I shake out my pills, I always put a towel in the bathroom sink and open the bottle over it. It has saved myself dozens of pills.
WilliamVollmer 9 months ago
Hopefully Mindy doesn’t drop one of her birth control pills back there, don’t think (re)opening a pizza restaurant, and, being preggers, would work to well.
news 9 months ago
“Under the refrigerator” is a sketchy place. I once had to take a shortcut there, and I got rolled.
ladykat 9 months ago
That’s true enough.
Mopman 9 months ago
Yeah, go Pmm go! Nice for her to appear to speak one of her catchphrases. As soon as she says, “What are you doing, Dad?”, the audience explodes in laughter. It’s like JJ saying, “Dynomite!”, or Arnold saying, “What you talkin’ about, Willis?”.
lemonbaskt 9 months ago
i bet the maytag repairman knows how to get those pills out
rickmac1937 Premium Member 9 months ago
Got that right
be ware of eve hill 9 months ago
Do people really consume pills that have been on the floor? Ewwww.
What do you do? Blow on it? Is there a five-second rule?
DeaconJohnGiglioJr 9 months ago
This happens to me all the time! Too many pills! Ugh!
bookworm0812 9 months ago
Ironically, I just lost a pill under the fridge a little bit ago. Just an over the counter melatonin pill, though.
David Rickard Premium Member 9 months ago
Tomorrow, the Shaft gets crushed when the fridge tips over while he’s trying to move it to collect all the lost pills.
eced52 9 months ago
If I only had a nickel for every time somebody said that…