The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 11, 2024

Touchè!

She has always had LOW STANDARDS

They both had Lowe standards. I would have thought Ma Gargoyle would have been a deterrent to marriage.

Ouch!

Had he stuck to his resolution for the new year, he would be out walking Kewpie right now.

For reference: https://www.gocomics.Com/the-born-loser/2024/01/03

He can button them but did he have the same overhang back then?

Brutus should know not to spar with Gladys…

She’s a gargle alright

It’s OK now to fat-shame men? Poor loser…

If he wants to get rid of 260# of useless fat he should start by seeing a divorce attorney.

Yep . Gladys is turning into Ramona .

I wear the same size jeans I wore in HS. Of course, they are loose fit, stretch jeans, but they’re the same size!

Well you were the one who wanted to get married…I was OK with just Nicki Knacki!

He just can’t win! ☺️☺️

Now with the old jeans, he has a huge muffin top

… or … he was obviously not TOO fat, she did marry him.

Brutus my boy, walk the dog and stop waggling your tongue. Admit defeat, surrender. Gladys and MIL Gargle got your number – 000 -BORN LOSER. But you’re UNO in my book and same goes for Uncle Ted.

Gladys is as mean or as bad as her mother! She’s not thin either, so her remarks back to her as well!

Why set her up like that?

Gladys is one to talk about fat. She is the poster child for fat.

What I said yesterday still goes.

You’re a bit too fat, Brutus. You could stand to lose some weight (then again, who am I to criticize? I’m overweight too)

So, what’s the problem, Gladys? You obviously didn’t marry him for his slim physique.

Oh Brutus…you left yourself wide open…….

well, at least he didn’t gain anything weight wise from back then… not great, not good either, but at least he’s still the same as he was then… this isn’t helping is it… :]

Way to go Gladys! Straight outta the W.C. Fields book of come backs! (Or was it Winston Churchill?) “In the morning I’ll be sober. You Madam will still be Ugly”. (Something like that! (;

Let’s imagine if the roles here were reversed… No, no, it’s too horrible… ☺

Brutus there is no way you will win this conversation and if you fire back you will just dig yourself in deeper. Time to make a quick exit.

Wow – surprised Brutus came back for seconds. Seeing a vicious streak in Gladys – Mom is really rubbing off on her. Gladys is really pushing it but my guess she has already thwarted a potential Brutus challenge back by giving away her thin clothes to Goodwill many years ago. Pull out the wedding pics Brutus.

Glady’s is possessed by her mother.

Both of you, go walk the dog and enjoy the fresh air. Everybody benefits.

Hey, that’s what I said.

Not that fat if you got her attention. You don’t look fat in your pictures. However, Never overlook the fact that she might just be teasing you or she has a thing for fat guys…..

But he dare not say…“You could stand to lose a few pounds yourself.”

ba dum tss

“Glaydys never lies” Brutus groans silently…

they were both looking for a whole lotta love… ☺

These are the kinds of conversations that smart husbands and wives avoid.