Smart aliens to leave off the anchovies.
No side of human brains? I know that they are hard to find but worth it if they are available!
It’s a test. The food must be delivered hot within a kraibcfg time frame or our civilization is too primitive to join the Galactic Franchise.
Chicago, regular, or thin crust.
Aha. Just what the alien astronut theorists had always suspected!
Always hold the anchovies.
“We deliver in 30 Earth minutes, or it’s free! (Must live within a 5 light year radius. Offer void where prohibited by the laws of physics.)”
Do they deliver?
Since none of the radio signals that have hit Earth have ever been translated, who’s to say it is a call for take-out?
One large what?
I tried a pizza once with anchovies. One bite and those babies were picked off and pitched
Ugh. I don’t know anybody who puts Qualops on their pizza!
It figures, Earth’s advertizers have great reach…!
This confirms it. Aliens see Earth as a take out joint. That explains all the alien abductions.
And the lesson we learn from this story is, next time you place your order,
Don’t forget to say, “No anchovies please.”
That’ll be 35 quatloos. Do you want to add a tip?
“No anchovies? You’ve got the wrong being. I spell my name Klaatu!”
Could have been worse: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your extended ecosystem warranty…”
the tip is gonna be galactic
funny, they usually ask for an order of frimples, too…
It wasn’t just us earthlings who’d heard that the moon was a big pizza pie.
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stairsteppublishing 8 months ago
Smart aliens to leave off the anchovies.
The Duke 8 months ago
No side of human brains? I know that they are hard to find but worth it if they are available!
PraiseofFolly 8 months ago
It’s a test. The food must be delivered hot within a kraibcfg time frame or our civilization is too primitive to join the Galactic Franchise.
PoodleGroomer 8 months ago
Chicago, regular, or thin crust.
Gent 8 months ago
Aha. Just what the alien astronut theorists had always suspected!
Doug K 8 months ago
Always hold the anchovies.
phritzg Premium Member 8 months ago
“We deliver in 30 Earth minutes, or it’s free! (Must live within a 5 light year radius. Offer void where prohibited by the laws of physics.)”
cracker65 8 months ago
Do they deliver?
sandpiper 8 months ago
Since none of the radio signals that have hit Earth have ever been translated, who’s to say it is a call for take-out?
uniquename 8 months ago
One large what?
[Traveler] Premium Member 8 months ago
I tried a pizza once with anchovies. One bite and those babies were picked off and pitched
Skeptical Meg 8 months ago
Ugh. I don’t know anybody who puts Qualops on their pizza!
InTraining 8 months ago
It figures, Earth’s advertizers have great reach…!
derdave969 8 months ago
This confirms it. Aliens see Earth as a take out joint. That explains all the alien abductions.
tony_n_jen2003 8 months ago
And the lesson we learn from this story is, next time you place your order,
Don’t forget to say, “No anchovies please.”
stamps 8 months ago
That’ll be 35 quatloos. Do you want to add a tip?
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 8 months ago
“No anchovies? You’ve got the wrong being. I spell my name Klaatu!”
John W. Vinson Premium Member 8 months ago
Could have been worse: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your extended ecosystem warranty…”
gliderrider 8 months ago
the tip is gonna be galactic
gopher gofer 8 months ago
funny, they usually ask for an order of frimples, too…
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 8 months ago
It wasn’t just us earthlings who’d heard that the moon was a big pizza pie.