The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 19, 2024

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It’s the first in the country!

Why wood he?

Yes, but will it accept the new State border with Idaho?

Nurse: “Depends if cities are open to it. If it won’t Bend, that’s on you, Gene.”

Be careful, that’s awful close to Washington.

So Oregon is foreign to the country? That sure explains Portland …

Do you stich it in or paper fold it in, Oregonami style?

Florida is an interesting appendage

not as interesting as kintyre in scotland

Politically they’ve out done Washington State. I vote to reject.

Things could go either way when you’re in that state

To quote an old song Idaho Alaska

PUNt

Just waiting for Texass to make good on its threats.

Hehe!

Reject it … it’s just a cancer anyway.

Can you amputate Fla And Texas while you are at it

I’m guessing that the rejection will be reversed

Transplant? They repotted it?

Where is the U.P. for Michigan?

I spelled out U.P. it stated that it was banned.

They got the Oregon donor from the Donner Party

Judging from Portland, the rejection has already set in.

It took me a few minuted, but I finally got it.

Rejection is not a f-oregon-e conclusion.

Shouldn’t it be called the New Oregon?

The patient died of dysentery.

I’ve heard of a country called Portlandia.

So who was the donor?

Now to take care of that yeast infection in the Virginia.

Put “East vs west Oregon” into Google image search. The one with the Tusken Raider is funny.

Lewis and Clark are spinning in their graves.

Looks like Alaska and Hawaii have already been amputated =*(

And people who believe in the existence of Oregon are known as Oregonists. (That’s a play on words, folks.)

That’s wat da fed doctors (read: troops) gonna do to CA when it seceds from the union…

Reject California first.

If we could only get it to reject California…