Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 05, 2024

But they’re standard aboard submarines.

Substantial for Stan The Man.

her facial expression doesn’t equal “abhor” ha ha

…the 2nd Church of Froglandia seldom mixes with the hoi polloi…

…the bankers, doctors, lawyers, gun runners and Apple Tv watchers …

… pretty much run the place…

…but their communion wafers are the best…

…so good they use them for their ice cream socials…

…so, we all know that they are deliciously good…

…Suzi Goody Twoshoes loves to rum it in our faces…

…not my preferred way of receiving the sacrament…

…that’s for sure…

Look, lady. We get the same Kit-Kat bars as every other store. If you don’t like the Kit-Kats, then don’t buy the Kit-Kats. Or complain to the Hershey company. Now, if you don’t mind, other people are trying to check out their groceries.

goodnight nurse

Wafer it.

Well, I don’t know what standard they were going for when they made those glasses, but I think they missed it. Probably by a lot.

They’ve been a wafer a while now – but they’ll be back.

I don’t know… my old stereo sounded pretty good and it had sub wafers.

Van-illa

she’s not alone…

Hmmm, now Im feeling self conscious about MY wafers. But the bigger question is, why is Garfield the icon for so many comics today?!

I was brought up on tastless wafers and lousy wine but somehow the mini-ritz cracker and thimble full of grape juice served once-a-month in my wife’s church just doesn’t cut it!

Tell us something we don’t know, Ms. Snarkasarous. Apparently you are not down with Lame, so I can only conclude that you are lost, which is no surprise. Here is a map and a handbasket. Good luck.

Ah! I see the problem: no cheese.

Wafers are like pizza and sex.

My ideal wafers are elegant and super-thin, nearly two-dimensional.

Substandard ingredients lead to substandard wafers:

https://www.yicaiglobal.Com/news/china-tsmc-sold-tens-of-thousands-of-faulty-chip-materials-to-global-clients

As long as the tea is Earl Grey, it’s okay

Girls in white dresses with cat woman glasses

Applauding frogs on my nose and eyelashes

Substandard wafers that turn into memes

These are a few of my favorite things

So what are you doing here then?

some people just complain. that is what they DO

Wha for you dis my wafer?

The crunchy bits softened while the soft bits turned crispy all at the exact same time. You might want to quibble over the kibble but I say thats a wash.

She’s cute (though I do not care for the style of her glasses), but gets no Free Pass for snidely denigrating my wafers. My secret wafer recipe is carried out by carefully monitored automated equipment, and every batch is selectively sampled by trusted Quality Control Officers. No substandard wafers are ever released into the marketplace!

Rather, she must be an industrial espionage agent, working for a competing wafer-maker. She is not unlike a “James Bond” villainess!

Just to make posting surreal memes easier >