Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 24, 2024

Of course you can work with that.

They should try doggy; she can’t see him and from that angle, for him, she could almost be anybody.

Invest now in research toward personal hologram overlay technology. It will prove wildly popular someday!

…and call out someone else’s name.

Instead of a mirror over the bed, she installed a 50" flat screen.

Maybe it would help if both of you wore paper bags…

Happens a lot more than people think it does.

When I have sex I think I’m someone else.

Seeing someone else eh.

Hey, cowboy, your horse died. “I couldn’t think of anyone else”.

And now I’m hearing Stephen Stills.

I see someone else whenever I look in a mirror. There’s no way that old guy looking back at me could be my reflection.

he’s easy…

Kudos to Tony- “Blighter” is a dead giveaway they are English and everyone knows the English don’t have sex.

Unless she’s seeing Cary Grant when they’re having sex, I’m not sure that she isn’t trading down.

Happy Birthday tomorrow, John.

I’ll say it for all the guys out there who have been married for decades: “If I’m having sex, I AM someone else.”

That’s the secret to many happy relationships.

Alternate word cloud ; Unhand Me you Cad !

Desperation does a number on persistent men!

He’s very flexible.

….as he thinks of George.

Keeps things interesting!

He looks like Doug McClure

He has been replaced by an exact duplicate.