Herman by Jim Unger for February 03, 2024

Hope whatever was in the cage isn’t still in the house.

Stolen from Sinbad: A hocked homing roc coque from Iraq

Better open all the windows.

What were you feeding it?

Nice rim shot at the big guys.

or off either. bet it’s too late for the return by 1 day.

And be specific if you order fish.

But with prime, there was free delivery

Wait, Unger was creating when Amazon was around?:

It was a canary. The cheap cage was probably made in China.

The question I have is, weak cage or a strong bird?

The Amazon is going out of business – too many trees cut down!

My question is, which was bought on Amazon, the bird or the cage?

Baby pterodactyl???

Or Australia.

It now is about to terrorized the neighborhood. Can animal control find it, control it and contain it?

I hope Amazon’s lawyers don’t see this.

At least she didn’t get her finger bitten off

THE Amazon sure breeds some lively critters….

Meanwhile, whatever it was is loose!!

For crying out loud! Didn’t you read the reviews first?

That’s one Norwegian Blue that’ll make it back to the fjords.

Oh… THE Amazon!

That explains the piranhas in his koi pond.