Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 29, 2024

Looks like the girls are on board with being motorboated.

Oh, my. He wants to… go a couple of feet below the girls. A keeper, fer shur.

Fur shur.

She’s looking at me!

His gaze keeps dropping.

Yes, indeed I’m sure. But are you reading the big head or little head? A man has two brains, and is often controlled by the smaller.

Wants to dreenks your porridge too eh. Why that Goldilocks guy.

“You’d think a Florist would be boring. But this one claims to specialize in Tulips!”

As VH would say, The Full Monty.

She found the diver of her dreams.

Motorboating. Had to think back….

He has a big…………….wallet!!

Yeah, there are so few guys who want to cook for you the morning after. Usually, someone just ends up doing the walk of shame.

Some women call them “The girls” and some call them “The boys.”

What does “motorboat my girls” mean?

Those would be the thoughts of almost every guy gazing upon her assets.

She definitely wants a bosom buddy. (By the way, I usually call them “the twins”.)

Political jingle for the times “Tip-o-canoe and moterboating too!”

Well,duh.

“motorboat my girls”???? :D

a LOT of motorboatin’ could happen with THOSE girls!!

….what were you thinking?

Come here big boy…we need to talk!

☺️☺️☺️

I bet that’ll wake ’em up!

ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ

motorboat???

Well if he wants to take the girls out for motorboating, makes sure he has a motor vessel operators certificate. Wait. Not that kind of motor boat…oh, OH MY!

Minnie likes what she sees, and he likes what she shows.

He likes bees? This one’s a keeper!

His lips are ready. It’s time to saddle up and ride.

He’s multi-lingual, the cunning devil.

Don’t ask him what he wants, it could be something mundane, like, can I borrow your hair dryer?

“I know what I like and I like one who knows he likes me "

“He wants me to sit where?”

Motorboat, Motorboat, goes so slow. Motorboat, Motorboat, goes so fast. Motorboat, motorboat, step on the gas… If we were lucky, when we all fell down, someone’s skirt would fly up.

Today was the first time in comic strip history the term “motorboat my girls” was used. I have no proof of that, but c’mon, who else but John would write this?

Extra treat here, Mustache.