Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 05, 2024

What a “grate” surprise!

And some are slow and painful.

I, uhh, don’t want to go that way, thanks.

Maybe he ran an Italian restaurant!!!

That’s pretty grim reaping.

To make it fair, I’ll let you choose your side of the grater.

I’m sure there are some of you out there that can sign in on what you’re going through that seems kind of like this. Not fun!!!

great

Add a little zest to your death!

Grate. Just grate.

OUCH!

Sounds like a grate way to go! Get it? Grate? Great? A great way to go? Nothing?? Oh, well I’ll be here all week, and don’t forget to tip the waitress.

Gross. LOL!

Hence: The Grateful Dead?

I know it’s a cheese grater but the little holes look like it’s a game of Space Invaders.

Oh Grate!

Make Harvey grate again

Looks like a grate way to shred some weight!

I don’t carrot all.

Not a shred of evidence that Death is right.

More Cheese Please

No thank you.

Oh, my, quite a grating exit.

I’ll have the boring and painless, please.

Man, that’s gonna sting.

Perhaps some deaths are for the grater good.

A good life but a grate death!

Death by Dermabrasion.

Nothing worse than winding up in a taco

Sliced dices, grated or smashed….no thanks!

And you always thought shredded Pete got his nickname from working out.

That’s for vegetarians, I presume.

Packers fans better duck!

Traditionally Death, personified, does not kill people. The scythe is for cutting the cord of Fate.

oh, man…that’s gonna leave a mark!!

There’s more than a shred of truth here.

Exterminate!

This is one of Death’s all-time grates.

The cowbell from heck.

That must be one of the all time grates.

that hurts

I just don’t want to be the one to clean the grater

When Dave said “I wanna be shredded!” This was not what he meant.

Say – isn’t that the martial arts master from Ninja Turtles – aka Shredder?

And a lot messier, too!

Some deaths are grater than others