He wants to be an astronaut when he grows up.
Hungry, or dead.
He’s the rare green phase Norwegian Blue parrot.
Or when you are cooking chicken for dinner
Shooting for sympathy.
This cartoon has a Bizarro rating of 1.
Polly wanted a cracker.
It’s known as Polyslyrene Parrot. It feigns death, claws in the air to grab any small scavengers that gather. (Don’t bother to look for it in Wikipedia…)
So do I.
He learned it from her husband.
Reminds me of Monty Python’s ‘Dead Parrot’.
When he is very very very hungry
’e’s probably pining for the Fajitas.
Actually, I do too.
His fun meter is pegged out
Make an interesting hat rack.
He’s dying for some food.
Very interesting. . . An acrobatic parrot. She got him from the circus.
so do i
How often does he do that?
…hoping we’ll notice he’s gone limp from not being fed! ☺️☺️
An expert at communication.
Reminds me of my ex-husband.
He’s just pining for the fjords
What if he poops ???
Mitch Hedberg said, "I bought a parrot that could talk. But he never said “I’m hungry”. So he died."
It’s good to maintain a rapport with your pets. You’ll both be happier.
He takes his inspiration from the goldfish floating in the bowl
Low blood sugar?
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
sirbadger 11 months ago
He wants to be an astronaut when he grows up.
momofalex7 11 months ago
Hungry, or dead.
oldpine52 11 months ago
He’s the rare green phase Norwegian Blue parrot.
suv2000 11 months ago
Or when you are cooking chicken for dinner
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 11 months ago
Shooting for sympathy.
Dirty Dragon 11 months ago
This cartoon has a Bizarro rating of 1.
Fantom Premium Member 11 months ago
Polly wanted a cracker.
PraiseofFolly 11 months ago
It’s known as Polyslyrene Parrot. It feigns death, claws in the air to grab any small scavengers that gather. (Don’t bother to look for it in Wikipedia…)
Cornelius Noodleman 11 months ago
So do I.
Imagine 11 months ago
He learned it from her husband.
Gandalf 11 months ago
Reminds me of Monty Python’s ‘Dead Parrot’.
phredturner 11 months ago
When he is very very very hungry
Doug Taylor Premium Member 11 months ago
’e’s probably pining for the Fajitas.
Slowly, he turned... 11 months ago
Actually, I do too.
[Traveler] Premium Member 11 months ago
His fun meter is pegged out
sandpiper 11 months ago
Make an interesting hat rack.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 11 months ago
He’s dying for some food.
monya_43 11 months ago
Very interesting. . . An acrobatic parrot. She got him from the circus.
oakie817 11 months ago
so do i
jaydogg187 11 months ago
How often does he do that?
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
…hoping we’ll notice he’s gone limp from not being fed! ☺️☺️
rshive 11 months ago
An expert at communication.
magicwalnut 11 months ago
Reminds me of my ex-husband.
Lee26 Premium Member 11 months ago
He’s just pining for the fjords
win.45mag 11 months ago
What if he poops ???
bobbyferrel 11 months ago
Mitch Hedberg said, "I bought a parrot that could talk. But he never said “I’m hungry”. So he died."
Milady Meg 11 months ago
It’s good to maintain a rapport with your pets. You’ll both be happier.
mindjob 11 months ago
He takes his inspiration from the goldfish floating in the bowl
jpozenel 11 months ago
Low blood sugar?