Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for February 22, 2024

Mr. B: “Haven’t this this trick before. This wasn’t in the teacher’s notes. And I don’t get paid enough for this.”

To quote Lou Reed, “valium would helped that bash,”

It’s a good thing they’re such good friends.

The difference between your friends and your best friend? Your friends might spring for your bail, your best friend landed you in jail in the first place.

Awkwarrd!

It does remind one of the thoughtful and insightful discussions between Calvin and Hobbes.

I know that expression. I had it many time when I was a substitute teacher. The ‘Why am I doing this’ and the ‘seriously reconsidering their career choice right now’ expression.

At this juncture, a padded cell may be in order.

Nice Calvin and Hobbes homage.

They’re learning a new language much earlier in school!

Time to send them to the Principals office!

Does anyone have some spare bananas for these chimps?

The plot unravels…

The sub is definitely onto you guys now.

Method acting

Yep, here comes the good old “Our well-thought out plan bombed all because you can’t follow simple instructions!” blame game…

I haven’t been reading Crabgrass for very long, but even I know “simple instructions” & “Kevin” don’t belong in the same sentence. (Unless you’re complaining about his inability to follow said simple instructions!)

Isn’t there a rule about talking out of turn in the classroom?

He won’t be back.

Kids, whatchagonnado? LOL.

The subs not getting paid enough for this.

I bet that sub is hoping that he’s getting paid double right about now…

Welcome to the monkey house, Mr. B.

With friends like this, who needs enemies?

If the fourth panel could be expanded on the left side you’d see Rod Serling.

Where exactly are they having this discussion?