Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for March 08, 2024

This looks more like a library than a hospital

It’s probably closer to the front door!

Panel 3: She just realized that she’s sitting on a pine cone..

what? no check-out screens?

they have collected any outstanding balance

Its called parking!

The amazing thing is that Lizard Lil said something nice about the one parking structure instead of whining about the other.

Well, this one makes me think yesterday’s was pretty good.

……also the traffic!!!!!

LOL!

Duke medicine in Durham charges their patients for parking.

I go to an orthopedic practice. The building they’re in added several doctors. Now it’s impossible to find a parking space, so they arranged overflow parking in a city lot a block away. So now people who can barely walk are supposed to walk a block to the door.

Crankshaft does not appear in today’s ‘toon because……..well, we don’t know?

ok lets see if luann can beat this for lameness today

This strip needs to be scanned, to find where the humor is.

Oh no, further “Funkification” of the strip!

I guess the receptionist’s expression in P3 is because she thought there’d be an attempt at a joke. Or pun. Or wordplay.

Still here.

“I like their parking garage better”? Is that anywhere in the vicinity of being funny? Could someone—maybe one of the “Crankshaft” defenders who cannot abide negative comments or whoever had my earlier post deleted—please enlighten me as to what humor I seem to be overlooking here? Tell me how today’s strip amused you.

the recopinist reminds me of Heather “Chien” Parks (who appeared in FW from 1998 to 2007)

“Don’t you have a branch in Texas?”

She likes the Worstview parking garage better? That can mean only one thing: she’s having an affair with Morton Winkerbean…

Off to Costco for a case of brain bleach…

A better parking garage is one reason to chose one office over another. But there probably better ones. (I’d hope.)

Lillian is still driving? What’s the matter with the cops in that town?