Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 06, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Om … gonna take care of this, boss

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Surprised trump hasn’t done this!

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    Bernard Roland  about 1 year ago
    had the question
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    Superfrog  about 1 year ago

    If a witness is shot in a forest and there’s no one there to hear it, did you really need a silencer?

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    braindead Premium Member about 1 year ago

    If Senators are threatened with physical harm to themselves and their families, is there really an impeachment?

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    GreasyOldTam  about 1 year ago

    Two crimes, probably.

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    Concretionist  about 1 year ago

    It depends on who is the defendant and who’s the disappearee. If you disagree, just look at the behavior of the US political parties.

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    tpcox928  about 1 year ago

    Putin does this all the time. Trump adores Putin.

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    sandpiper  about 1 year ago

    Very grim today. Must be the rain.

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    JamieLee Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I think the zen master should be saying “If the VICTIM disappears, does the crime exist?”

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  about 1 year ago

    This is like sovereign citizens cited for speeding and when they get to court say there was no crime because there was no victim. “where is the victim”

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    steveconkey2003  about 1 year ago

    If a bank accepts and approves a loan and the loan is paid back with interest, does a crime exist?

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    sarah413 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The Westies in NYC perfected the art of taking care of business. Eliminated the person, cut up the body, and placed the various parts in garbage bags. No body? No crime.

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    T Smith  about 1 year ago

    Don’t give Trumpers any ideas.

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    David_J Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Like The Former Guy who wants you to believe he’s the smartest man in the room and that only he has the answers to life’s problems. When in reality he can’t even assemble a competent legal team. LoL

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    DaBump Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Weird mash-up, very creative.

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    mindjob  about 1 year ago

    Before the crime, I disposed of witnesses. After the crime, I disposed of witnesses

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    royq27  about 1 year ago

    If the DA is woke, crime is only a joke…

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    ladykat Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Yes, the crime still exists.

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    Moore 1  about 1 year ago

    Has not the mafia done this before?

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    Redd Panda  about 1 year ago

    The Whitey Bulger solution to a problem.

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    steveandsherrylb  about 1 year ago

    Hillary perfected this.

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 1 year ago

    If a victim screams in the night, and no-one is around to hear it, is the execution actually taking place?

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    Cactus-Pete  about 1 year ago

    Stupid question. Of course crimes still exist. Witnesses are the least reliable form of evidence so most crimes are prosecuted other ways.

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    [Unnamed Reader - e476da]  about 1 year ago

    What has he been charged with? Name a victim.

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