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This is like sovereign citizens cited for speeding and when they get to court say there was no crime because there was no victim. “where is the victim”
The Westies in NYC perfected the art of taking care of business. Eliminated the person, cut up the body, and placed the various parts in garbage bags. No body? No crime.
Like The Former Guy who wants you to believe he’s the smartest man in the room and that only he has the answers to life’s problems. When in reality he can’t even assemble a competent legal team. LoL
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago
Om … gonna take care of this, boss
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 year ago
Surprised trump hasn’t done this!
Bernard Roland about 1 year ago
Superfrog about 1 year ago
If a witness is shot in a forest and there’s no one there to hear it, did you really need a silencer?
braindead Premium Member about 1 year ago
If Senators are threatened with physical harm to themselves and their families, is there really an impeachment?
GreasyOldTam about 1 year ago
Two crimes, probably.
Concretionist about 1 year ago
It depends on who is the defendant and who’s the disappearee. If you disagree, just look at the behavior of the US political parties.
tpcox928 about 1 year ago
Putin does this all the time. Trump adores Putin.
sandpiper about 1 year ago
Very grim today. Must be the rain.
JamieLee Premium Member about 1 year ago
I think the zen master should be saying “If the VICTIM disappears, does the crime exist?”
Wizard of Ahz-no relation about 1 year ago
This is like sovereign citizens cited for speeding and when they get to court say there was no crime because there was no victim. “where is the victim”
steveconkey2003 about 1 year ago
If a bank accepts and approves a loan and the loan is paid back with interest, does a crime exist?
sarah413 Premium Member about 1 year ago
The Westies in NYC perfected the art of taking care of business. Eliminated the person, cut up the body, and placed the various parts in garbage bags. No body? No crime.
T Smith about 1 year ago
Don’t give Trumpers any ideas.
David_J Premium Member about 1 year ago
Like The Former Guy who wants you to believe he’s the smartest man in the room and that only he has the answers to life’s problems. When in reality he can’t even assemble a competent legal team. LoL
DaBump Premium Member about 1 year ago
Weird mash-up, very creative.
mindjob about 1 year ago
Before the crime, I disposed of witnesses. After the crime, I disposed of witnesses
royq27 about 1 year ago
If the DA is woke, crime is only a joke…
ladykat Premium Member about 1 year ago
Yes, the crime still exists.
Moore 1 about 1 year ago
Has not the mafia done this before?
Redd Panda about 1 year ago
The Whitey Bulger solution to a problem.
steveandsherrylb about 1 year ago
Hillary perfected this.
keenanthelibrarian about 1 year ago
If a victim screams in the night, and no-one is around to hear it, is the execution actually taking place?
Cactus-Pete about 1 year ago
Stupid question. Of course crimes still exist. Witnesses are the least reliable form of evidence so most crimes are prosecuted other ways.
[Unnamed Reader - e476da] about 1 year ago
What has he been charged with? Name a victim.