Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 13, 2024

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    tudza Premium Member 9 months ago

    Don’t go chasing those things.

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    cmxx  9 months ago

    Don’t—make—me—laugh!

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    Snoots  9 months ago

    I sooooo hate those things… especially since there are much simpler one-click methods to determine if it’s a real person or not. Having to click multiple, hard-to-view boxes is one of the dumbest, needlessly-time-consuming ideas we’ve seen come out of the computer generation.

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    Scorpio Premium Member 9 months ago

    Gotta keep those robots/AI out of the restrooms.

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    Hello Everyone  9 months ago

    I shouldn’t have read this just before I have to go to the bathroom!!!

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    Courage the Cowardly Dog!  9 months ago

    Why do you need this for unlocking the bathroom, do AI or computers need to go to the loo?

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    BigBoy  9 months ago

    Sorry, that’s incorrect.

    Try again:

    Select all images with office water dispensers

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    blunebottle  9 months ago

    No robots permitted.

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    Tra1nman2 Premium Member 9 months ago

    He may soon wish he’d chosen darker pants today.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 8 months ago

    Peeing in your pants is like being in love. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it’s warmth.

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member 8 months ago

    This one has many faucets!

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    He’s not going to make it.

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    P51Strega  8 months ago

    It’s a simple test, while the bot is selecting pictures the human just turns the knob and pulls the door open.

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    Steverino Premium Member 8 months ago

    Looks like there is going to be one more waterfall.

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    jango  8 months ago

    Niagara Falls. Slowly we turn. Step by step. Inch by inch.(TY moe, larry, and curly)

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    MRC112  8 months ago

    That one actually made me laugh out loud.

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    Pickled Pete  8 months ago

    Seems now every time I pour water into the coffee maker, I gotta go..

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    ira.crank  8 months ago

    I wouldn’t want it for a restroom, but a few seconds delay to get on a website seems OK. Or has our patience been ruined by technological instant gratification?

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    pripley  8 months ago

    “We spend most of our time online trying to convince a robot that we aren’t a robot.” – John Mulaney (and others).

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    KEA  8 months ago

    that’s just cruel

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    smrichardson375  8 months ago

    I think they’re fun.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    He can’t see them ’cause of his cataracts.

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    SkyFisher  8 months ago

    Why is preventing a robot from entering the rest room important?

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 8 months ago

    Unfortunately, he missed the waterfall that occured just a moment ago.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago

    Laughed so hard I peed myself!

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    In theses times, I can believe it ☺️

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    vonskippy  8 months ago

    Makes no sense – computer bots wouldn’t be trying to use a physical bathroom.

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    wildlandwaters  8 months ago

    What’s really funny is sometimes you can just pick random pictures and still get accepted!

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    drake4321  8 months ago

    Images are to clear and easily identifiable…unlike the online security images

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    Impkins  Premium Member 8 months ago

    This is a nightmare!!!!!!!!! :)

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    Moonkey Premium Member 8 months ago

    That is the best drawn pee pee dance I have ever seen. Well done!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 8 months ago

    Water torture.

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