Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 22, 2024

The most consequential error of this generation!

front, back, relatively same effect

Mistake schmistake. Foot claws can shred you just as easily as the other kind, as I learned to my chagrin last night whilst playing with my cat.

Yeah, you think that hand claws are wussy claws compared to those belonging to feet?? Ha!! Go and articulate your own feet!!!

A foot claw may be a result of not getting treatment for your claw hammer toe.

And Meg’s hat over there is often mistaken for a cereal bowl.

Foreign aft?

However, neither is mistaken for santa claws.

It can be a bit too matchy matchy… unless you accessories properly.

Helpful Hint to Homeowners Don’t use your Ungual clippers on your bushes.

I met an ungual digit nail one day and it resembeled the ungual tootsie nail….both in need of taming and trimming, filing, and polishing!

look s more like bird talons

Ask me, looks more like beaks off those yesterday birds.

will this be on the test?

In Frog Applause I’m usually about the words, but today’s composition is interesting, balanced, and beautiful.

It’s got a good beat, you can dance to it. I give it a 98.

What’s got claws AND hands? Are we talking werewolves, or what? I think I need to look up unguals. My ignertz is impeding my enjoyment.

Just don’t mistake them for my mouth claws (linguals).

The meat is seafood sandwich.

What is the proper term for putting Bugles on the tips of your fingers and pretending they are claws?

Teeth of the hand claws on a chain around the neck.

The meat of the eat is equal to the angle of the ungual …!

So Santa?

Dow Jones Update.

I bought four dollars in McDonald’s Stock.

Went and purchased a Big Mac, fries, drink.

Then tomorrow I will sell and pay for this meal.

With a sprinkling of octopus.

Well, I’ll be a monkey’s ungual! I couldn’t think of anything impertinent to say!

I admit it, I get them confused all the time.

Do dew claws.

But never confused with Santa Claws.

And then it was said: “I proposed to eliminate this article, as wikipedia already has an article about distal phalanges.”

Gets me every time.

Good to have a grasp of the situation.

There should be an escape clause.