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I played soccer for a while when I was Zoe’s age. I think my major strength was stripping all the seeds off of a plaintain seedhead in a single go. :-D (I was much more effective on the swim team.)
I’d suggest telling everyone what they should be doing, if done right then captain, but I suspect it wouldn’t be just bossy and wrong so best position would be left back in changing rooms
Cornelius Noodleman 11 months ago
My brother says, use her head for the ball. (I won’t let him see the comics anymore—I promise.)
danketaz Premium Member 11 months ago
Cheerleading?
eced52 11 months ago
Brutality?
BenGMan 11 months ago
Then what is it then?
jmworacle 11 months ago
How about whining, pouting, and tantrum throwing?
einarbt 11 months ago
Drama, to win a penalty.
iggyman 11 months ago
“Get them! Stop them! Block that goal!” Wait, is that Zoe or the parents? (My kids played soccer)!
markkahler52 11 months ago
Walking off the field after the game….
tremaine53 11 months ago
“The range she displays shrieking is absolutely otherworldly!”
nosirrom 11 months ago
Snacks.
6foot6 11 months ago
Hey that would fall under communication.. I am certain that is on the list.
ctolson 11 months ago
Sitting on the bench.
Chris 11 months ago
well why not! :L
Daltongang Premium Member 11 months ago
I have a granddaughter like that.
wordsmeet 11 months ago
Help here: Do parents get these input requests by email and they’re just multiple choice?
calliarcale 11 months ago
I played soccer for a while when I was Zoe’s age. I think my major strength was stripping all the seeds off of a plaintain seedhead in a single go. :-D (I was much more effective on the swim team.)
Zen-of-Zinfandel 11 months ago
Ah..spatial awareness.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 11 months ago
Zoe’s strength is that %50 of the time she kicks the ball in the right direction
circleM 11 months ago
How about being a DIva?
Sophie Elizabeth Foster 1st 11 months ago
She can ref.
Spencer444 11 months ago
Yes, tattling for sure. She is a master-tattler… a perfected art form
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen 11 months ago
Thinking outside of the box.
DKHenderson 11 months ago
There should be a place for “Other_________________________________________”
The Quiet One 11 months ago
Maybe it should be an option.
John M 11 months ago
I’d suggest telling everyone what they should be doing, if done right then captain, but I suspect it wouldn’t be just bossy and wrong so best position would be left back in changing rooms
raybarb44 11 months ago
Drawing fouls…..
kab2rb 11 months ago
How about tattling on teammates?
Curiosity Premium Member 11 months ago
But it’s reality!