Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 16, 2024

I had to Google that one.

It still counts as a hole in one.

Star Wars reference.

Best to declare a triple bogey and go on to the next hole!

After you, Fink.

If your ball lands there, don’t, for heavens sake, pick it up.

Star Wars reference

Sarlacc Pit? Too small. Too near. (It should be in a galaxy far far away.) Too current. (It “only” “existed” a long time ago. ).

Eh?

What the heck is Sarlacc??

Oof. The “hazard” in golf is to meant to be to your scorecard, not to life and limb. Although, i have seen golf courses where the water hazard has crocodiles or alligators (i forget which it was) in it, so……

But what type of hazard is it when two Sarlacc’s meet and mate?

It’s actually kind of impressive how many people in this comic section have never seen Star Wars 6 Return of the Jedi.

Use the force.

If you go in there, Fink, you’ll probably find a Mandalorian in there.

“In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.”

Take the penalty and drop a ball.

Ask your doctor if Sarlacc is right for you.

Use your handicap!!!!!

That’s Brad’s less arrogant, egotistical brother.

Johnny Carson as The Great Sarlacc??

Another punch line for this one could be Rodney handing the king Boba Fett’s helmet and saying. “Here. You’ll need this.”

I love the Star Wars reference.

Maybe Boba Fett can help return the balls that sink in there.

More like the living room of the ROUS…

Boba fett: sry won’t be able to make the outing, guys

I wonder if the next couple of holes have Rathtar, Blixus, and Vixus for traps?

The real world version is the ant lion trap.

Those sarlacc really get around. From Tatooine to Earth. This one’s quite the traveler.

Whereas the sarlacc may get you, the sign will likely get the ball.

HIS ARMOR WILL PROTECT HIM FROM BEING DIGESTED BUT HE NEEDS A FLAME THROWER CLUB!

Give my regards to Boba Fett.

Is it still digesting Boba Fett?

Thank you so that I didn’t have to google it!

Give up the game.

Me, too. And I’m so ashamed….I love Star Wars.

Star Wars is just one of those things you either “get” or don’t get. I thought it was an entertaining movie for sure, but never understood the wide cult status it achieved. But then again, I have some interests that many others don’t get. So I try to be patient with others.

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Memories! 1977!

Might want to go get a few more scorecards for that one.

The “rough” looks really rough there. Maybe they are visiting one of the old courses on the links in Scotland.

When they name the sand traps, they mean business.

How arcane.

If it doesn’t eat you, you made it.

Me too!

I feel good. It’s been ages since I saw any “Star Wars”, but I recognized the Sarlaac.