Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 18, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  9 months ago

    Which group is Rat in?

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    BasilBruce  9 months ago

    As a matter of fact, I believe that all comedic actors fall into two groups. One consists of everybody who’s better than Adam Sandler, and the other consists of Adam Sandler.

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    Kitty Queen  9 months ago

    Rat is that deeply embedded portion of our brain that sometimes makes you feel like everyone is insane but you.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 9 months ago

    Who doesn’t judge people by the company they keep?

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    jpsomebody  9 months ago

    A great comedian can make you laugh by being brutally honest.

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    jonnytest  9 months ago

    Rat finally got it right.

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    carlosrivers  9 months ago

    That’s how that politician can tell how many voters he can count on, goat…

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    shanen0  9 months ago

    Another one that doesn’t seem funny. Is Pastis running out of ideas?

    So how about some jokes about removing the politics from the SCOTUS? Maybe a minimalist approach with new recusal rules? (1) A nonpartisan Justice can compel two junior partisans to recuse. (2) No Justice may rule on a case against the president who gave him the lifetime job. (3) Your idea here? (I think the other solution approaches I’ve heard of would fail.)

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    johndifool  9 months ago

    The Professor and Mary-Ann?

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    MichaelAxelFleming  9 months ago

    “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” – George Carlin

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 9 months ago

    That’s called bing a realist, not a racist.

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    Purple People Eater  9 months ago

    There are 10 kinds of people – those who understand the binary system, and those who don’t.

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    iggyman  9 months ago

    So many folks are like Rat, everyone is stupid except them! (I have to admit, me when I drive in traffic)!

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    Elmer F.  9 months ago

    Rat isn’t racist, he hates everybody.

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    JoanLisa  9 months ago

    Amen.

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    WaitingMan  9 months ago

    I often hear politicians and pundits say “Americans are not stupid.” I wonder what America they are living in.

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    Ellis97  9 months ago

    Rat is an equal opportunity offender, so he’ll insult everyone, no matter what race they are.

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    Goat from PBS  9 months ago

    There are two types of people in this world…

    People who love math and people who don’t count. :P

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    mindjob  9 months ago

    There are 144 types of people in the world. 12 in the Chinese zodiac x 12 in the western zodiac

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    chris_o42  9 months ago

    Hey Rat “The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”—Harlan Ellison

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    ladykat  9 months ago

    Rat, I hate to say it, but you’re right.

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    DaBump Premium Member 9 months ago

    Even Rat sometimes gets it right.

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    csroberto2854  9 months ago

    Gee, I wonder which politican is that

    1. Donald Trump

    2. Trump’s the only option

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    Wizard4168  9 months ago

    I always find it a little disturbing when I find myself agreeing with Rat.

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    Snoots  9 months ago

    Sadly, I somewhat agree with Rat. If we were to suddenly have an unstoppable pandemic virus that targeted people with near-zero common sense, I’m afraid the majority of the human race would be wiped out in a day.

    That may seem judgemental and pessimistic, but seriously, look around us. People who break traffic laws although they know they are endangering themselves and others in doing so. People who are bigoted, prejudiced and closed-minded. Those who insist their opinions are the rules of the Universe (and by that concept, everyone who disagrees with them is ignorant an uneducated). People who damage the very planet we live on. Countries that create nuclear bombs that they hope they never have to use. Those who create biological weapons that sometimes get away from them. I could go on and on, but there isn’t enough memory on the Go-Comics servers to list them all. ;D

    Oh, and those who argue politics on Go-Comics forums. Almost forgot those. Those are just the worst.

    — Posted by Snoots… expert at “poke it with a stick” …. mwahahahahahahaaaa

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    zeexenon  9 months ago

    Space aliens are not allowed to vote in my polling station, based on passed observations.

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    Blaven  9 months ago

    Stupidity is the only thing that replicates itself. Frank Zappa

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 9 months ago

    What’s interesting is how Pastis toys with politics without committing himself.

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    Troglodyte  9 months ago

    Rat hasn’t really made it clear that he isn’t one of the stupid people…

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    marilynnbyerly  9 months ago

    “Everyone is an idiot but me and thee, and I’m beginning to wonder about thee.”

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    John Jorgensen  9 months ago

    The real binary in the human race is, people who feel justified in mistreating others because of some morally neutral characteristic, and people who don’t.

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    Bilan  9 months ago

    Another oldie but goodie: There are two types of people. Those you can fit into two types and those you can’t.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 9 months ago

    The problem is stupid people believe this about others!

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    jfh0555  9 months ago

    Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of people

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  9 months ago

    And we haven’t even started to discuss Jerry Lewis…..

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    EXCALABUR  9 months ago

    And you can’t fix STUPID!

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    Buoy  9 months ago

    Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get until you open it up and bite in. People are the same way. You don’t know what you are going to get until they open their mouth.

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    olds_cool63  9 months ago

    There are 2 types of people in the world: those who ARE people and those who AREN’T people.

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    Concretionist  9 months ago

    Then there are the Crocodiles. They judge you by what food GROUP you’re in.

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