Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 29, 2024

All generals, no privates.

You’re already a tyrant, Calvin.

Hobbes called it first.

Hobbes can be Prime Minister—and issue an edict that would throw the King/Tyrant in the dungeon!

And so it begins……

However did we get to this retrospective moment? This club and its name have been in existence for years. Has the trauma of no television sent Calvin into his memories for entertainment?

Too late, Calvin.

Should Calvin ever grow up, he will learn he is wrong about women being slimy.

You both want to be in charge, someone needs to be sergeant of arms!

Sergeants may not run wars but they make winning possible .. if anyone actually wins a war.

It’s easy to be satisfied with what you have until you see someone with more.

Ha! The only tyrants around here are your parents!

No kings, no Tyrants here!!

Don’t remember when this arc ran last but it seems we are on the repeat cycle once more.

The King and Tyrant is the hand in the sock puppet. Dictator wannabe, too.

Haha dumb club membership of 2 and both want to be the big cheese. And BTW Calvin someday you’ll realize that girls are not slimy and they’ll most likely think YOU are when you finally wake up and realize THEY are the queens and we are the lowly peons.

Officership in the club is severely restricted.

All chiefs and no Indians?

This is how we end up with governments like Iran’s, where there is a President, but also a Prime Minister, but also a Supreme Leader.

Naturally Calvin wants to be king and tyrant. President was only a step to that. Hmmm, sounds familiar.

When I was a kid, we too folded newspaper hats whenever we needed a special hat for something.

And, like it is at the end of every G.R.O.S.S. meeting (following a massive fight over leadership and the antics of those two…

Calvin: “What a great club we have!”

..Calvin & Hobbs predict the future once again..

Ah, Hobbes channels the Tangerine Toddler.

So, this club is both a republic and a kingdom? Nice of both worlds of government… I wonder if there is a country in the world -in real life - that has both a president and a king…

It makes no difference to Calvin if Hobbes is president as long as he’s the main ruler of the club.

I thought Calvin was Dictator For Life.

Nah, you want to be Treasurer.

this should be fun

Love this, of course this is just a riff on a much earlier “Our Gang” episode with Spanky and Alfalfa arguing about who is president of the "He Man Woman Haters " Club. Nothing new under the sun eh !

The naming of G.R.O.S.S., and the electing of Calvin as Dictator-For-Life and Hobbes as President and First Tiger! It’s also fun when Hobbes acts as childish as Calvin.

I wonder how they know girls are slimy?

i would want to be o5-1

So, when your imaginary friend is smarter than you…..

Oh.. Susie’s last name is Derkins ?? Hobbes needs to know there already is a King of the Jungle – a cousin, once removed, named Mufasta.

Oh brother

If elected I will be your Benevolent Dictator. Bow to me.

Or be like Trump and be both president and king

wow, this IS an old strip. :D

Does Trump have orange stripes?

PredictionsSusie: what are you doing? Making paper hats? Can I join too?Calvin: Dont be ridiculous. This is the Official Chapeau of our secret club GROSS – Get Rid Of Slimy girlS.Susie: “Slimy girls?”Calvin: I know its redundant, but otherwise it doesnt spell anything. Now go away.Susie: GIRLS ARENT SLIMY!

They could take turns, like Putin and Medvedev used to do.

I’m pretty sure there was an argument just like this in Ottawa after our last election…