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Moses to the Israelites: I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is I’ve got it down to 10 commandments and the bad news is adultery is still one of them.
Imagine 11 months ago
And in the restaurant business there are the Ten Condiments.
Farside99 11 months ago
Time for the Flood!
Its just me 11 months ago
The eleventh one is ’don’t get caught’.
Doug K 11 months ago
Consequences for a choice like that were often pretty severe in those days.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 11 months ago
Children of a Looser God!
JRobinson Premium Member 11 months ago
Plus it didn’t make us wander around the desert for decades!
L'Europeo Premium Member 11 months ago
beats some of the ten original ones.
derdave969 11 months ago
Glad to see Kool and the Gang made the list. Needs a little Wild Cherry to round it out.
William Bednar Premium Member 11 months ago
Chat GPT got it’s “commandments” from Mount Trump!
Frank Salem Premium Member 11 months ago
Moses to the Israelites: I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is I’ve got it down to 10 commandments and the bad news is adultery is still one of them.
jcwrocks69 11 months ago
Perfect. Now go speak to a burning bush old man!
Free or Not? Premium Member 11 months ago
Pretty much what is happening now. They all did what was deemed right in their own mind.
AZCoyote 11 months ago
The bible is full of ridiculous stories.
flemmingo 11 months ago
Since pandemic, I believe this is what has happened to a lot of folks. Crazy!
bloodykate 11 months ago
LOL!
mountainclimber 11 months ago
“I believe in 7 of the 10 commandments.”
dsom8 11 months ago
Not that big an IF, according to the actual story.
hawkeyec Premium Member 11 months ago
And there you have it. Actually, this was the rest of the story.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
From the summit of Mt. SinAI.
Impkins Premium Member 11 months ago
No mention of beer???? burp. :)
cuzinron47 11 months ago
Final some that we can live with. I’ll pass on the twerking contest though.
mbrahms26 11 months ago
The first three Commandments are blatant violations of the U.S. Constitution.
Jml58 11 months ago
So that is what was on the tablet Moses dropped.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 11 months ago
You don’t need to be Moses to know AI could go wrong.
Ukko wilko 11 months ago
Ask Lot how that kind of attitude worked out.
The Joke Explainer Premium Member 11 months ago
If it were google ai: 1. be inclusive. 2. Be even more inclusive. 3. What? You call that inclusive?….