Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 20, 2024

Inspired by events that should have happened.

Apparently, they’ll buy anything that close to good. Not actually good, just close.

Rather than a tenacle from so sea monster, just redraw it as a alligator that was brought from Florida as a 6" souvenir and once it started growing it was ditched in the pool and thrived into a 12’ alligator. For real, it happened.

Her most memorable day was the day she imagined this happened.

The essay should be about something that has happened. Uh, hmm. Something tells me that writing about Lars the alien or the moose Lucy adores might not be accepted as real. Maybe ask Cap’t Eddie for some advice…oh wait

she could just define ‘most memorable’ as easiest to remember and then it could be yesterday lol

She means business!

It would be better than most of the stuff they have on there now.

I’d give her an A for creative writing.

Well, we know she is not a MAGAT. They lack the intelligence to recognize things that actually happened and can’t imagine anything more than what their narrow mind can produce.

Calvin’s soul mate

Danae is not and never will be happy with her world. Acceptance just isn’t her thing.

Just write about Lars. No one will believe it, but it has the advantage of actually happening. At least in your life.

The Statute of Limitations has put a cramp in Danae’s writing about any true memorable days. Certainly, she can’t ever write about The Incident. It shouldn’t even be whispered about!

Oh, they’ll buy anything. They need the content. But I see you’ve learnt storytelling from Eddie.

Danae has a Kraken imagination.

“Call for Ray Harryhausen on line 2, Harryhausen line 2…”

Like the obamas!

Danae will write about the day Maine blueberries came to life and rebelled against being put into pastries

A memorable day can be one when you make up a great story.

Homework+ imagination = Money in the Bank. Do the math.

Does Netflix – or any studio – make original scripts? I thought they’re all spinoffs now.

Best method is to take a classic story and insert yourself as the main character and your town as the place. Kind of what South Park does

This is all Cap’n Eddie’s fault.

She’s trying her hand at Shaggy Dog Tales.