I used to read the directions about poking a few holes in potatoes before baking, but didn’t bother. Then one time I heard kind of a thump. One of the potatoes had exploded and shot spuds all over the inside, where they busily burning. What a mess. However, what was left in the potato skin was the most amazing fluffy baked potato. So there was that.
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 4 months ago
How bout we eat out!
jasonsnakelover 4 months ago
Or how about chips?
Wilde Bill 4 months ago
Why don’t you set the table? Or maybe not.
pschearer Premium Member 4 months ago
A ZOLT from the zlue!!
Doug K 4 months ago
How about “No.” and “No.”?
DaveG1960 4 months ago
Blanch’s patience is amazing. It’s all in the mind, you know………
markkahler52 4 months ago
Want fries with that?
Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago
Maybe leaving the potato in the microwave for a little less than 10 minutes.
jagedlo 4 months ago
It would have been better had you gone with a perfected spell there, Wiz…
Just_Karl 4 months ago
Practice a little more before trying that with the gravy.
Goat from PBS 4 months ago
I’m sure she’ll mash you, Wiz.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 4 months ago
half baked is nearer the mark
rockyridge1977 4 months ago
Instant mashed potatoes!!!!
Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 months ago
The Wizard must’ve nuked Idaho. Nice going!
Just-me 4 months ago
Left it in the microwave too long.
ladykat 4 months ago
No baked potatoes tonight.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 4 months ago
Speck tator sport.
xSigoff Premium Member 4 months ago
My mother had a tale about putting a sweet potato in the oven one time and having it all over the ceiling.
Zebrastripes 4 months ago
Blanche wasn’t planning on mashed but if you insist…..
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 4 months ago
Making the best of a bad situation….
Troglodyte 4 months ago
Wiz, did you get that spell from YouTuber?
[Unnamed Reader - 83d506] 4 months ago
Expecto Potoato!
bwswolf 3 months ago
Wizard …… do you have any …….. sour cream ….. ;)
Cerabooge 3 months ago
“And it exploded”. — Galaxy Quest
CoffeeBob Premium Member 3 months ago
Forgot to fork it, eh Wiz?
M.K.Staffeld 3 months ago
Oops…
Brian Premium Member 3 months ago
I used to read the directions about poking a few holes in potatoes before baking, but didn’t bother. Then one time I heard kind of a thump. One of the potatoes had exploded and shot spuds all over the inside, where they busily burning. What a mess. However, what was left in the potato skin was the most amazing fluffy baked potato. So there was that.
dbrucepm 3 months ago
better sit a spell and work on that spell some more