Close to Home by John McPherson for March 21, 2024

Worst cathouse ever!

Bleebs trying to hide.

Hmm…there might be a better solution.

That’s fine until you step on a wet one.

I bought a very neglected property at a very, very cheap price because the tenant was a cat-lady that did not take care of her cats. The house was a cat litter box. Took a while to clean up. Rented it out for a few years then got tired of trying to get people to pay rent on-time. Sold it at a profit but taxes really hurt…..state and fed taxes.

Watch where you step.

That floor definitely is lava! Gross!

That works for your furniture, too. Choose your upholstery wisely, and your cat’s offerings will blend right in.

Hmm, should work for dogs too!

Watch your step.

If it means free pizza then count me in!

Reason 43 I don’t own a cat…

Le Vomir du Chat

By Louis Vuitton

Bleeb has a dilemma . . . trying to observe the ladies while not being observed by the cats!

I would not want that carpet.

Look out bleeb cats will eat you

It’s purrfect.

Not while eating breakfast, John.

Some people have no sense of decor…..aaaaaccckk!

barf…barf…barf…oh nice kitty…..holy crap!

I got rid of the carpet and have tile or composite floors, throughout the house. I have a rug by the sink and a runner in the entryway. Cat made a beeline to hit the runner, yesterday…

I got just one word: EWWWWWW!

Ha! My guess is the cats’ll find a new spot to plant their special gift packages.

With that cat around, Bleep better be careful!

She had to cough up quite a bit for that one.

Setting the bar a little low, aren’t we?

“…so that actual cat barf stains will blend right in.”

Don’t they do that anyway, in physical terms?

Ugh! Now I’m gonna barf.

That’s just disgusting!

That looks more like cat terds than barf. I know my sh!t.

Hate to see the kitty litter rug

I guess you could say this comic is spot on.

Purrfect rug for a horders home.

Reason number 237 not to have cats