The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 18, 2024

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 11 months ago

    You’re not the Born Loser at all.

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    oldpine52  11 months ago

    He should have read that one before eating the meal.

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    mfrasca  11 months ago

    With a tip o’ the hat to Charles E. Fritch.

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    juncarlo  11 months ago

    Brutus should be used to disappointment in everything by now.

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    Wilde Bill  11 months ago

    What other kind would he expect?

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    jpsomebody  11 months ago

    That warning seems a bit late.

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    cracker65  11 months ago

    Par for the course.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  11 months ago

    Gladys is going to cut the tofu to prove the fortune true.

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    GROG Premium Member 11 months ago

    There’s a bowl of fortune cookies especially made for you and one for everyone else.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 11 months ago

    Good one Gladys. Say good night Gracie.

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    xaingo  11 months ago

    Don’t forget the unlucky lottery numbers on the back.

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    Carl  Premium Member 11 months ago

    An accurate one?

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    Kornfield Kounty  11 months ago

    Your inferiority complex is not good enough 
 try harder.

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    RavennaAl  11 months ago

    The best fortune cookie I ever got said ‘You are contemplative and analytical by nature’ so I thought to myself, “I wonder what that could mean?”

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    pat sandy creator 11 months ago

    just a bad day for the fortune cookie writers


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    nosirrom  11 months ago

    If it was really a fortune cookie wouldn’t have a piece of green paper in it?

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    CorkLock  11 months ago
    Fortune cookie warning Brutus about his next 10 years at work for Mr V.
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    [Traveler] Premium Member 11 months ago

    I always make something up, like “you will eat dinner with a beautiful woman” for my wife or something about my grands if they are present.

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    flemmingo  11 months ago

    Sounds like my fortune read lately?

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    Just-me  11 months ago

    “Mend your speech a little lest you should mar your fortunes.” Shakespeare King Lear

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    Chris  11 months ago

    oh boy, a brand new type of cookies
 cookies of misfortune, ha! :D

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    preacherman Premium Member 11 months ago

    I agree this doesn’t sound like a very good fortune cookie message, but for Brutus, it’s sound advice.

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    Totalloser Premium Member 11 months ago

    the story of my life. that is why I have lowered my expectations to zero

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    ladykat Premium Member 11 months ago

    Prepare to be shot down by the boss once again as you ask for a raise.

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    jconnors3954  11 months ago

    Reality fortune cookie?

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    Zebrastripes  11 months ago

    Of course he would get a negative cookie! LOL

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 11 months ago

    Are you surprised Brutus ?

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    rhpii  11 months ago

    Well it is Monday.

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    s_krumpe  11 months ago

    I can do Brutus one better: I got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it at all. I called it my “unfortunate” cookie

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    paranormal  11 months ago

    Fortune cookies don’t have fortunes anymore. I suspect someone sued a restaurant for a bad fortune that came true


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    Doug K  11 months ago

    If it wasn’t for mis-fortune, he’d have no fortune at all

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    andersjg Premium Member 11 months ago

    He’s fortunate. Gargoyle is some where else, but she’s headed his way.

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    Retrac Premium Member 11 months ago

    He for got to add “in bed.” We always add those words to the end when reading a fortune.

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    cuzinron47  11 months ago

    Those things are getting a lot more personalized.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 11 months ago

    Fortunes cookies are for the unfortunate

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 11 months ago

    I’m sure Brutus is used to disappointment so this shouldn’t be news to him. A thought: if you’re the Born Loser you’re expecting bad things to happen so does it even count as disappointing?

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    gopher gofer  11 months ago

    that sounds like a warning they should post on the menu
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    Moonkey Premium Member 11 months ago

    At least he got a cookie.

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