You’re not the Born Loser at all.
He should have read that one before eating the meal.
With a tip o’ the hat to Charles E. Fritch.
Brutus should be used to disappointment in everything by now.
What other kind would he expect?
That warning seems a bit late.
Par for the course.
Gladys is going to cut the tofu to prove the fortune true.
There’s a bowl of fortune cookies especially made for you and one for everyone else.
Good one Gladys. Say good night Gracie.
Don’t forget the unlucky lottery numbers on the back.
An accurate one?
Your inferiority complex is not good enough … try harder.
The best fortune cookie I ever got said ‘You are contemplative and analytical by nature’ so I thought to myself, “I wonder what that could mean?”
just a bad day for the fortune cookie writers…
If it was really a fortune cookie wouldn’t have a piece of green paper in it?
I always make something up, like “you will eat dinner with a beautiful woman” for my wife or something about my grands if they are present.
Sounds like my fortune read lately?
“Mend your speech a little lest you should mar your fortunes.” Shakespeare King Lear
oh boy, a brand new type of cookies… cookies of misfortune, ha! :D
I agree this doesn’t sound like a very good fortune cookie message, but for Brutus, it’s sound advice.
the story of my life. that is why I have lowered my expectations to zero
Prepare to be shot down by the boss once again as you ask for a raise.
Reality fortune cookie?
Of course he would get a negative cookie! LOL
Are you surprised Brutus ?
Well it is Monday.
I can do Brutus one better: I got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it at all. I called it my “unfortunate” cookie
Fortune cookies don’t have fortunes anymore. I suspect someone sued a restaurant for a bad fortune that came true…
If it wasn’t for mis-fortune, he’d have no fortune at all
He’s fortunate. Gargoyle is some where else, but she’s headed his way.
He for got to add “in bed.” We always add those words to the end when reading a fortune.
Those things are getting a lot more personalized.
Fortunes cookies are for the unfortunate…….
I’m sure Brutus is used to disappointment so this shouldn’t be news to him. A thought: if you’re the Born Loser you’re expecting bad things to happen so does it even count as disappointing?
that sounds like a warning they should post on the menu… ☺
At least he got a cookie.
May 08, 2015
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 8 months ago
You’re not the Born Loser at all.
oldpine52 8 months ago
He should have read that one before eating the meal.
mfrasca 8 months ago
With a tip o’ the hat to Charles E. Fritch.
juncarlo 8 months ago
Brutus should be used to disappointment in everything by now.
Wilde Bill 8 months ago
What other kind would he expect?
jpsomebody 8 months ago
That warning seems a bit late.
cracker65 8 months ago
Par for the course.
Pharmakeus Ubik 8 months ago
Gladys is going to cut the tofu to prove the fortune true.
GROG Premium Member 8 months ago
There’s a bowl of fortune cookies especially made for you and one for everyone else.
Justanolddude Premium Member 8 months ago
Good one Gladys. Say good night Gracie.
xaingo 8 months ago
Don’t forget the unlucky lottery numbers on the back.
Carl Premium Member 8 months ago
An accurate one?
Kornfield Kounty 8 months ago
Your inferiority complex is not good enough … try harder.
RavennaAl 8 months ago
The best fortune cookie I ever got said ‘You are contemplative and analytical by nature’ so I thought to myself, “I wonder what that could mean?”
pat sandy creator 8 months ago
just a bad day for the fortune cookie writers…
nosirrom 8 months ago
If it was really a fortune cookie wouldn’t have a piece of green paper in it?
CorkLock 8 months ago
[Traveler] Premium Member 8 months ago
I always make something up, like “you will eat dinner with a beautiful woman” for my wife or something about my grands if they are present.
flemmingo 8 months ago
Sounds like my fortune read lately?
Just-me 8 months ago
“Mend your speech a little lest you should mar your fortunes.” Shakespeare King Lear
Chris 8 months ago
oh boy, a brand new type of cookies… cookies of misfortune, ha! :D
preacherman Premium Member 8 months ago
I agree this doesn’t sound like a very good fortune cookie message, but for Brutus, it’s sound advice.
Totalloser Premium Member 8 months ago
the story of my life. that is why I have lowered my expectations to zero
ladykat 8 months ago
Prepare to be shot down by the boss once again as you ask for a raise.
jconnors3954 8 months ago
Reality fortune cookie?
Zebrastripes 8 months ago
Of course he would get a negative cookie! LOL
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 8 months ago
Are you surprised Brutus ?
rhpii 8 months ago
Well it is Monday.
s_krumpe 8 months ago
I can do Brutus one better: I got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it at all. I called it my “unfortunate” cookie
paranormal 8 months ago
Fortune cookies don’t have fortunes anymore. I suspect someone sued a restaurant for a bad fortune that came true…
Doug K 8 months ago
If it wasn’t for mis-fortune, he’d have no fortune at all
andersjg Premium Member 8 months ago
He’s fortunate. Gargoyle is some where else, but she’s headed his way.
Retrac Premium Member 8 months ago
He for got to add “in bed.” We always add those words to the end when reading a fortune.
cuzinron47 8 months ago
Those things are getting a lot more personalized.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 8 months ago
Fortunes cookies are for the unfortunate…….
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 8 months ago
I’m sure Brutus is used to disappointment so this shouldn’t be news to him. A thought: if you’re the Born Loser you’re expecting bad things to happen so does it even count as disappointing?
gopher gofer 8 months ago
that sounds like a warning they should post on the menu… ☺
Moonkey Premium Member 8 months ago
At least he got a cookie.