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The best fortune cookie I ever got said âYou are contemplative and analytical by natureâ so I thought to myself, âI wonder what that could mean?â
Iâm sure Brutus is used to disappointment so this shouldnât be news to him. A thought: if youâre the Born Loser youâre expecting bad things to happen so does it even count as disappointing?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 11 months ago
Youâre not the Born Loser at all.
oldpine52 11 months ago
He should have read that one before eating the meal.
mfrasca 11 months ago
With a tip oâ the hat to Charles E. Fritch.
juncarlo 11 months ago
Brutus should be used to disappointment in everything by now.
Wilde Bill 11 months ago
What other kind would he expect?
jpsomebody 11 months ago
That warning seems a bit late.
cracker65 11 months ago
Par for the course.
Pharmakeus Ubik 11 months ago
Gladys is going to cut the tofu to prove the fortune true.
GROG Premium Member 11 months ago
Thereâs a bowl of fortune cookies especially made for you and one for everyone else.
Justanolddude Premium Member 11 months ago
Good one Gladys. Say good night Gracie.
xaingo 11 months ago
Donât forget the unlucky lottery numbers on the back.
Carl Premium Member 11 months ago
An accurate one?
Kornfield Kounty 11 months ago
Your inferiority complex is not good enough ⊠try harder.
RavennaAl 11 months ago
The best fortune cookie I ever got said âYou are contemplative and analytical by natureâ so I thought to myself, âI wonder what that could mean?â
pat sandy creator 11 months ago
just a bad day for the fortune cookie writersâŠ
nosirrom 11 months ago
If it was really a fortune cookie wouldnât have a piece of green paper in it?
CorkLock 11 months ago
[Traveler] Premium Member 11 months ago
I always make something up, like âyou will eat dinner with a beautiful womanâ for my wife or something about my grands if they are present.
flemmingo 11 months ago
Sounds like my fortune read lately?
Just-me 11 months ago
âMend your speech a little lest you should mar your fortunes.â Shakespeare King Lear
Chris 11 months ago
oh boy, a brand new type of cookies⊠cookies of misfortune, ha! :D
preacherman Premium Member 11 months ago
I agree this doesnât sound like a very good fortune cookie message, but for Brutus, itâs sound advice.
Totalloser Premium Member 11 months ago
the story of my life. that is why I have lowered my expectations to zero
ladykat Premium Member 11 months ago
Prepare to be shot down by the boss once again as you ask for a raise.
jconnors3954 11 months ago
Reality fortune cookie?
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
Of course he would get a negative cookie! LOL
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 11 months ago
Are you surprised Brutus ?
rhpii 11 months ago
Well it is Monday.
s_krumpe 11 months ago
I can do Brutus one better: I got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it at all. I called it my âunfortunateâ cookie
paranormal 11 months ago
Fortune cookies donât have fortunes anymore. I suspect someone sued a restaurant for a bad fortune that came trueâŠ
Doug K 11 months ago
If it wasnât for mis-fortune, heâd have no fortune at all
andersjg Premium Member 11 months ago
Heâs fortunate. Gargoyle is some where else, but sheâs headed his way.
Retrac Premium Member 11 months ago
He for got to add âin bed.â We always add those words to the end when reading a fortune.
cuzinron47 11 months ago
Those things are getting a lot more personalized.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 11 months ago
Fortunes cookies are for the unfortunateâŠâŠ.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 11 months ago
Iâm sure Brutus is used to disappointment so this shouldnât be news to him. A thought: if youâre the Born Loser youâre expecting bad things to happen so does it even count as disappointing?
gopher gofer 11 months ago
that sounds like a warning they should post on the menu⊠âș
Moonkey Premium Member 11 months ago
At least he got a cookie.