Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 25, 2024

It’s real easy for me to eat 1/4 a box at one setting.

I’ve still got biscuits and cake from Christmas!

Peanut butter eggs and Peeps chicks.

Haven’t eaten GS cookies since they stopped putting mint creme in the thin mints.

It was the holiday M & M’s cookies that did me in!

Any excuse will satisfy.

They’re making the boxes smaller … definitely!

It’s not just the Girl Scout cookies.

My wife and I are finally finishing up the leftover Halloween candy. Just in time for the Easter Bunny to leave his basket.

Just remember you’re supporting a good cause

Even the Girl Scout cookies suffer from shrinkflation.

Trust the dude is looking at the scale and not peeking down that towel.. thinking of girl guides.

Just when he thought he was done, he had Samoa.

I don’t buy them anymore. I just give them a cash donation.

He can drop two pounds if he drops that wet towel.

I’m literally reading this as I’m chewing on a Girl Scout cookie! :-D

The man is obviously a “republican” since he’s blaming someone else for something he was responsible for (and, yes, that’s atrocious grammar, but who notices any more…)

Do not denigrate my Thin Mint pushers.