Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 03, 2024

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 8 months ago

    I feel like I’ve seen this one before.

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    Ratkin Premium Member 8 months ago

    That’s our cat. They don’t have good smell, but they can detect movement and inaudible (to us) sounds. Treats make neither.

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    cmxx  8 months ago

    The mouse moved. Predator or prey, it’s almost impossible for the eyes not to focus on movement.

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    Vilyehm  8 months ago

    Glue the treat to the mouse’s tail.

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    blunebottle  8 months ago

    It’s a cat. You want logic? Get a dog.

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    a sage  8 months ago

    He sees what he wants to see. The mouse is prey. The treat is a bribe.

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    Gent  8 months ago

    Well near sight and far sight is different theengs, hoomin.

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    glenn_harper  8 months ago

    “Aint movin`, Aint interested”

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  8 months ago

    Yep. There it is. … yawn…. stretch…

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    judirapelje  8 months ago

    Some interesting info…Did you know that cats are nearsighted? This means they can’t see things right in front of their faces! Anything closer than about 25 centimeters to their faces is exceptionally blurry. This is because a cat’s eyes are incredibly large in proportion to the rest of their skull. Because of this, they lack the muscles needed to change the shape of items close to their faces.

    Instead, they use their whiskers to explore their surroundings and detect objects close to them. This is why your cat might not react much when you hold a treat up too close to its face. All they see is a blurry blob! Try backing away when you want to help your furry feline to identify specific objects.

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    "Doon the Watter" on the Waverley  8 months ago

    Work-cat only eats treats from our hands. If you place them in front of her she may deign to sniff them, but will just stare at you in confusion until you hand feed her. She was a ‘feral’ who tamed us, I believe it is all a part of our training to be good, well-behaved, peoples.

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    Nuliajuk  8 months ago

    Cats see better at a distance, they have trouble focusing on things close up.

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    jimandmj  8 months ago

    Farsighted

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    I have to move my cats around and shove their faces into their treats so they will eat theirs and not the others’.

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 8 months ago

    actually cats have a hard time seeing within 11 inches of their face

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    cawingcrow  8 months ago

    Our cats mostly got that way as they aged, one was always far-sighted however and took a little maneuvering to find close treats and the surface of the water in the bowl.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    Nope, it’s just mindlessly staring off into the darkness.

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    FireAnt_Hater  8 months ago

    So the man also saw the mouse – the tiny mouse, in the yard across the street, in the dark LOL

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    Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago

    If only kibble could wiggle, the makers would make a fortune.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 8 months ago

    I had cats for many years, and I do not recall there even being a market for cat treats. My cats were lean and self-feeders. I offered bits of human food if I thought they might like it, but usually just put them in their food bowl. One insisted on sitting nicely in a kitchen chair and stayed off the table. She had her own little plate and if we had something she might want, she was given little pieces. She never helped set the table, clear the table, or do dishes. It was like being married again.

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    Chris Sherlock  8 months ago

    The mouse is a better treat.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 8 months ago

    It is obvious that Mark Parisi has cats!!! ❤️

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