Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for April 08, 2024

Next time, dump it on Zoe’s bed!

Wanda should make Hammie clean it up himself.

When little kids think it’s someone else’s job to clean after them, one can hope they’ll outgrow it eventually. When adults have that mindset, it’s a problem.

“Blessed are the neat, for they shall clean up the earth.”

Twisted kid, that Hammie.

This would be a good time to get the broom and dust pan.

Marvin said the same thing about his mom. What both Wanda and Jenny should do is get out the broom and dust pan and hand them to the brat who says such things.

Zoe, the tattler again!

How is Hammie making “work”?

Not sure which kid is worse. Wait. Yes, I am. It’s Zoe.

I would have to put the kabosh on her tattling!

I do that for my robo-vacuum all the time. Was a day I’d walk to the trash with crumbs on my shirt, dump them in. Now, I just let them fly. Something for the poor robot slave to do!

Was wondering how long it was going to be before Rick and Jerry had Zoe tattling on Hammie for some minor thing.

I hope mom makes Hammie vacuum up the mess and clean the rest of the house.

Purifico ergo sum.

A question for you, Ham: Does she smile, sing or hum when she’s cleaning up your messes?

When you’re young enough, you watch someone doing something all the time, you assume it’s because they want to. My mom still has a little booklet I made for Mother’s Day in kindergarten. One page is a long list of her favorite things. I said her favorite hobby was folding clothes.

Sharing is caring, right mom?

Such a good son!!

Will make someone a wonderful husband. /s

I have cats who ‘litter’ even though they’re ‘fixed’…and a spouse who hikes..

‘Noooo’ he’s just being ‘nice’