Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 19, 2024

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    cmxx  11 months ago

    Sorry, but “pooh” is definitely not the same as “poo”. Look ’em up.

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    Hello Everyone  11 months ago

    Don’t do it Piglet! You can’t handle the trauma!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 11 months ago

    I pooh-pooh this suggestion.

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    joegee  11 months ago

    That might not be a good idea. I seem to remember a story about a bear and a rabbit having a discussion about things clinging to their fur while sitting in the woods. (I escaped the comic censor.)

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    Gent  11 months ago

    As if you creatures is does it somewhere else.

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    phritzg Premium Member 11 months ago

    It’d probably be a lot safer to just stand downwind of the bear.

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    Kaputnik  11 months ago

    Now be fair. That’s not all he does in the woods. And do you really want to let him in your bathroom anyway.

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    RobinHood  11 months ago

    He’s a bear, it’s the woods.

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Eeyore! I love him!

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    Doug K  11 months ago

    Once, when some of the others saw what Eeyore was dooing out in the woods, Eeyore said, “Thanks for noticing.”

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    HOTLOTUS1  11 months ago

    nailed the characters!

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    Steverino Premium Member 11 months ago

    They wanted to use shampoo on my hair, but I told them I wanted the real stuff.

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    ladykat Premium Member 11 months ago

    He went to the teddy bears’ picnic.

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    billdaviswords  11 months ago

    Cheap shot 3rd grade potty humor. Sorry, Mark. You missed the mark this time…

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    brooklyn51  11 months ago

    A 4 year-old asked her mom, " Where does poo come from?" Mom thought for a moment and decided that maybe her daughter wasn’t too young to learn about her body so she went into a detailed explanation about how important it was to chew carefully to help digestion and how it finally ended with going to the bathroom and expelling a good healthy poop. The daughter, visibly shaken by this explanation, then asked with a shaky voice." What about Tigger?"

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    pripley  11 months ago

    I get it, but the gag is a bit strained. Parisi usually does better.

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    mistercatworks  11 months ago

    The bear is practicing horse imitations and “Winnie-ing”.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  11 months ago

    He’ll come out Winnie’s all done.

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    Christopher Peckham Premium Member 11 months ago

    Except that Winnie is no where to be seen

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    Stephen Gilberg  11 months ago

    Eeyore, why do you care?

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    oakie817  11 months ago

    and don’t squeeze the charmin

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    Chris Sherlock  11 months ago

    It’s who he is. It’s what he does.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 11 months ago

    Don’t forget your bag and carry a spare, just in case.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member 11 months ago

    This is off the mark… oh, wait uh…

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    aussie399 Premium Member 8 months ago

    And when he’s really bad he’s known as Winnie The Little Sh17

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