Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 18, 2024

Daffy Duck maybe.

Sure it’s not Sylvester?

Looks like one, too.

That was a long wind-up for this joke to land, but I like it.

Ah, the Egyptian god of frustration.

Duck season!!!!

Yes, but does he quack like a duck?

Hate HOAs, hate’m, hate’m, hate’m.

Duparrot?

I believe there’s a clause exempting talking ducks anyway.

Mike Tyson Parrot?

Well played Mr. Fagan! You’ve been setting that up all week!

The “parrot” is watching too many Warner Bros. cartoons.

If he talks like a duck…………

Honestly, Ralph should grab Steinbauer by the neck and throw him out of his home.

Throw him out. He has no right to be in your house.

Great punchline! The buildup was worth it

He’s daffy.

when i was 12, i made my parents take me to see Jack Benny live, and he had his entire tv show cast with him, including Mel Blanc…i saw Daffy Duck live

Oh, snap! Good one!!! Wish we could see today’s house flag. ;)

The “parrot” isn’t wrong.

How about, “Get the heck out of my house!”

In real life, no way would that hole-A get into the house.

Bob’s feeling just a little bit Daffy today! (>ᴗ•)

He mimics people, you poor excuse for a human being.

Now talk like Daffy duck.

Ralph should have tossed him out, and told him to come back with a search warrant.

He’s not a North American Black duck for sure.

Complete with the spitting.