Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 08, 2024

This week’s hidden reference is from the Producers (the original movie).

I’ll loan you my cat,

Snow White you aint!

No Cap, she had this guy eating out of her hand. Then he became, a filthy disgusting, finger sucking, bore.

“Oh, come on. Chad, don’t be disgusting! You are not a Prince, I am not Snow White, and your nasty version of her Disney song would be at least R-Rated.”

She got the bird, now all she need is a Bronx cheer.

That’s not poop in your hand baby, oh yeah and thanks by the way.

And that is when Bambi ran out of the bushes and kicked her!

You know, technically, Dejah Thoris is a Disney Princess, but you never see her (esp in original garb) at WDW. She’d make short shrift of those birds.

Welcome to reality…

Where I live, close to Lake Michigan, if you’re not being careful, the sky rats will also swoop down and eat right out of your hand. And when a bunch of them stay on your roof long enough, it’ll be covered with stinky white “paint”.

bird’s the word…

Mmm… Whenever she reverted to her New York accent, Chad was never left hanging.

Nice tribute to the original The Producers. (Max: Thank you, madam. Concierge: I’m not a madam – I’m a concierge!)

Careful dearie, your roots are showing.

“Someday soon all these pesky trees will be cleared for your giant pig operation and pig poop pit!”

“No poop pit, honey – I’ll just have a trench that leads to the river.”

“You’re so clever!”

all of a sudden, she’s doing a Curly Howard impression

I believe I’ve see a video on the hidden or subliminal images in all the old Disney cartoons on the conspiracies channel available on Roku.

I’m not a madam. I’m a concierge.

Stop her Chad, she’s going to break into a song!

“The hills are alive, with the sound…….”

I would actually love to see this in one of those Disney movies where they have real people with happy animated birds fluttering around. Disney meets Reality.

Now have the nearby grasshoppers snatch pebbles from your hand

“Other than that, the resemblance is remarkable.”

Thoity doity boids, a sittin on the coib, a choipin and a boipen and eating doity woims.

Sit at a seaside cafe with french fries, and the sea gulls will eat right out of your plate.

I thought of Maid Marian, in ‘Men in tights’, when she had a happy little bluebird on her finger.

One of the few things I retained from high school biology: Birds cannot “hold it in”. Their bodies are designed to be lightweight and when there’s poop in the “chamber” it just comes out. No point in carrying that extra weight around.

This is why I will not let a bird sit on me.

“Surprise. I invited some ‘little people’ along on our date tonight. Seven of them.”