Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 10, 2024

The Dark Monarch of … stress pooping?

I suppose an absolute ruler with sufficient power could have stress-producing problems eliminated (so to speak).

I felt like that yesterday, without the pooper.

I used to love my turtle neck t-shirts in black. I got a white St. Christopher medal necklace and wore it on the outside of the turtle neck. I was so cool I was kewl. I fell in love with a girl in 9th grade and gave her the necklace. We’ve been married now for 30 minutes.

Stress is cheaper, and more plentiful, than Metamucil. ( musical interlude )

If you live on the frog, well there’s a new froggy blog

You take the urban noise with some dirt with poison

It’s gonna loosen your log

Humble Frog: Dirty Days on the Frog

Sometimes I deal with stress by breathing slowly and imagining I’m sitting on the North Pole. I do this because at the North Pole, the world is spinning at less than 5 inches per hour, while at the Equator, it’s spinning at over 1,000 miles per hour. When I’m thinking that everything around me is moving so slowly, it has a calming effect on my mind.

Of course … because after all, the Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother is all bound up plotting for the imminent arrival of the Cosmic Super-being — whom is called the Kwisatz Haderach!

Boomer Sooner!

Stress pooping. Will these words be censored or not? Reply if you see this comment.

Hey!! No sexualizing the queen.

You can pooh-pah stress, but being the Grand Poobah of stress poopers can make you feel like you’re pooped all the time.

the horns of a dilemma ;+)

Next time try a sprint dump.

Well, your headgear proves you’ve visited Burger King®, so that’s part of it.

Thinking on a stinking throne …!

( on the throne again )

Two ees and a p.

Two p’s and a oopper.

Message in a bra.

It’s fine, as long as you pick up after yourself.

That bra looks uncomfortable.

Heavy hangs the head…

Fight, Flight or Poop. It’s a common response when your Limbic system is in a lame loop. Inner peas will always be fleeting, like your poop, until you can regulate the cortisol dump. I’ve heard Ozone Paper Therapy can help.

Which scooper fits best with Stress Pooing??

…they build bridges and buildings to sway because of stress…

……if they dont…

…Jericho-BaBy!…

…I used to wear pantyhose or shop at Big Lots when I was stressed…

…I don’t know why…

…growing up, I drew…

…and I drew a lot!…

…I had the callous on my finger…

…my late mother-in-law was a lifetime artist…

…40 years an art teacher…

…didnt…

…couldn’t…

…believe me when I told her so….

…she couldn’t image ever giving up art…

… it was incomprehensible…

…I felt like some loser in a John Irving novel…

…not the hero in a Kurt Vonnegut…

…when the walls come crumbling down…

…do you ever think of me?…

…or do you go all John Wayne?…

…well someone should hit ya…

…but I won’t…

…there’ll be no locked doors between us, Kate…

…E.T. ! …