Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 25, 2024

Act of you.

One strike isn’t bad for a claims adjuster.

They don’t cover acts of God

The problem is that he thought that he was his own god.

Under normal procedure, when a person makes Confession, and before Absolution may be given and a Penance assigned, the penitent must recite a formulaic prayer known as the “Act of Contrition”. (Rules are Rules.) —)

“Your claim that you belong in Heaven is denied. And our policy has no appeal process .”

The final ‘claims adjuster’ is holding the pen

Let’s just say he is totaled and move on…

In modern times, if you DON’T do what Trump does then you are doing just fine.

He should have purchased an indulgence from Tetzel. (Google it)

Ah, yes: REPARATION. The part of absolution that EVERYBODY forgets. . .saying, “I’m sorry” just doesn’t quite cut it. . .

My granny used to say, “What Man proposes, God disposes.”

The Way is free and simple, but narrow and “few there be that find it.” Mostly because they aren’t looking, and like Naaman want to work for it.

Yep. You are not covered.

I just read HR 467-if that’s not an act of contrition it will never pass through the senate.

Shouldn’t all the religious organizations have to pay for ‘acts of god’?

Now comes the part where he get’s the boot and descends. Too bad he wasn’t killed by a drunk driver

Going down??

Myths have rules?

In Heaven there is NO paperwork….

Sure. As if a claims adjuster would ever reach the Pearly Gates.

If you want to get technical, and are a supreme Believer, _everything is an act of . . . well . . . you know.

One of many complaints I have about the Catholic religion, get clean on Sunday and do the same things the rest of the week. All fairy tales have their weak points.

To all you theologians out there – if Jesus took all of our sins on himself, and died so that we would be forgiven them … why do we always have to apologise for committing them now? Haven’t they already been forgiven? This might seem a terribly basic question, already covered in Sunday School, but it has always bothered me.

Answers 20 pages or fewer; I’ll be in my trailer.

He adjusted himself right to Perdition.

That’s the trouble with planning to Repent at the last minute.