Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 26, 2024

On Arbor Day, give her pearls! Then she will always remember Pearl Arbor Day!

(That joke really bombed in Honolulu … and everywhere else!)

What a re-leaf.

Awww, you’ll be back come next Spring!

That look says wait until he sees what she did to the Bank accounts and Credit cards !

she’ll soon branch out to other holidays…

She’s transplanting herself … putting down roots somewhere else.

Hope you packed your toys. ’cause you telegraph b_tch.

She found the root of the problem and it was the sap next to her. He was a real ash!

When she found out what he was doing with Amber from the branch office, she got mad enough to tear him limb from limb.

Her looks remind me of Rosalind Russell.

She’s obviously from Toronto. (Home of the Maple Leafs.)

She’s tree-ting him like a sap.

She’s looking for hardwoods.

My lawyer will be soaking you soon, tree boy. Stay green.

So, you’re transferring to a new branch?

She must not have many belongings if she’s leaving with that old, worn-out briefcase.

So -

She’s making like a TREE, and . . .

oh you’re going to end up in the pun-itentiary in the cell next to Eightball

“Take one last look at this fine grass, big boy!”

Girl has it right. Packed a bag, got money stashed, a list of friends phone numbers, a burner phone, new bank account and zeroed his account out.

Ha! On the bright side she won’t be throwing anymore shade your way.

We are on rooting for her, she should take a bough.

What a beech, leafing him in the larch like that.

I want Arbor Day moved to a Monday and made a national holiday. I can’t see many people objecting to a tree day holiday weekend.

He had no idea she was so deciduous.

That musty smell is the wet leaves or you?