Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 01, 2024

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    Jml58  11 months ago

    Don´t rain on MY parade, please.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 11 months ago

    Need that in S FL. The coming hurricanes will probably compensate for the dry spell

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    oldthang  11 months ago

    Do-re-mi…

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    Calvinist1966  11 months ago

    Today is the First of May. That was an important date in the Middle Ages. It was the beginning of summer and that is why we have Midsummer in June. Nowadays, here in the UK, we have a Bank Holiday Monday after the first weekend in May and a second Bank Holiday Monday after the last weekend in May.

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    Mediatech  11 months ago

    Tempest in a teacup.

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    Steve_The_Beard  11 months ago

    Making rain is easy, I just book a three-day motorcycling tour in Wales, et voila!

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    DJohnny  11 months ago

    Sell it as a moist sponge! Perfect when cleaning!

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    Milady Meg  11 months ago

    Is it Bwahaha or Mwahahah? Asking for a mad scientist friend.

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    Aficionado  11 months ago

    A wizard’s work is never done.

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    rockyridge1977  11 months ago

    Prototype …..

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    jango  11 months ago

    Rain Man!

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    Goat from PBS  11 months ago

    The termites in that table will disagree.

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 11 months ago

    I always thought “A little rain” meant something else.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  11 months ago

    Doo, Rae, Mee, Faa, Soo, Laa, Tea without cream.

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    DKHenderson  11 months ago

    Oh, how cute! I love miniatures!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 months ago

    Put a cup under it and you have a tempest in a tea cup.

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    rshive  11 months ago

    Details, details.

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    blakerl  11 months ago

    Noooooo!!!! I want more sunshine! (I really need a vacation)

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    Cincoflex  11 months ago

    Flowerpot special!

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    michael3114  11 months ago

    Could be useful if you’re thirsty. Add in some hail and you’ve got ice water.

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    B UTTONS  11 months ago

    It is the perfect size for Fink.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  11 months ago

    Great for houseplants!

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    tcayer  11 months ago

    Or just do it a thousand times!

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    PoodleGroomer  11 months ago

    The little lightning strikes will still knock you on your butt.

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    ekke  11 months ago

    Why? Does your scale stop working if it gets wet?

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    christelisbetty  11 months ago

    Get a larger tub, call it a walk-in shower.

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    mistercatworks  11 months ago

    He should work on his flakes and make snow. :)

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    geese28  11 months ago

    Blanche’s plants will be thankful

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