Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 23, 2024

How about Katzenjammer scammers?

… this cat knocked on by door the other day…

…tried to give me a free bottle of Dawn and wanted to clean my carpets…

..asked me if I ever heard of Jeholy…

…tried to give me a catalog…

…I went, Not cool, dude…

…so I just gave him a little milk and helped him on his way…

…I’m sure he landed on his feet…

…I saw this cat go next door…

…purr-fect…

…I thought…

…Jeff Tweety will buy anything that cat sells…

Known as scat in some circles.

And Cat Jugglers. Watch out for them, also….

…But we got different reasons for that . . .

Cat scamming is when a cat lifts its paw off a mouse and lets it think it can escape from him.

I’ve had several cat scams. They are noisy but necessary medical procedures.

and Jack hammers.

dont cowl to the meow

They’re always so cute, though. You have to be ever vigilant.

They’ll skim your milk in a heartbeat.

will do!

Dog gone it!

I often have trouble distinguishing our younger granddaughter from a cat. She can scratch behind her ears with her feet and has practiced lounging since she was big enough to sit up.

Especially beware if they’re selling any kind of insurance…!

( or you’ve won a prize, or if it’s FREE )

That looks like Ernie in a purple bath towel (he takes his nose off when he bathes,) giving the thumbs up to Bert, approving of his wardrobe and saying he looks like the cats meow, but we all know he looks like a Twinkie in a turtleneck and a toupee sprinkled with catnip. Cat scammer.

THE major cat scam is when they roll on to their backs and expose they bellies for scatchies, but you end up receiving them instead.

…because they can…

…catwoman…

… I’m going to Kathmandu…

…catwalk…

… catapult…

…catering…

…category…

…catch…

…Catherine…

…Cathy…

…Catonsville…

…cattle…

…catsup…

…Catriona…

…Catriona…

…Katrina…

…that’s all I have to say about that…

Kat Citty

Kan you hear me MEOWING.

Figaro’s × 3.

9 lives…mmmmmiwonder?

Rolls-Royce.

Cat got your tongue?

A Brotherhood of Man.

John Lennon’s Song Imagine.

D I Alice Wonderland.

Dallas Alice in Wonderland.

Wizard of OZ.

O=15th letter in post office.

Z=eleventh letter after big o.

Watch Out for cat tails on the river bank and, Kitty tails on the playboy bunnies.

Violin Whiskers w beer back!

It’s a dog whistle.

Larry in the Sky With Diamonds: The Guy with kaleidoscope eyes.