Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 15, 2024

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    salakfarm Premium Member 6 months ago

    Where’s Noam Chomsky when we need him?

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    rmremail  6 months ago

    It still worked out, as it turned out that the horse thief got horribly motion sick.

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    sirbadger  6 months ago

    Now for some swinging music.

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    Ratkin Premium Member 6 months ago

    Posse idiotus

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    Wilde Bill  6 months ago

    You still can.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 6 months ago

    Barney Fife’s Grandpa.

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    wallylm  6 months ago

    Slightly updated mobster version: “No, Mugsy, I’m your pal!” “It’s coitins for you Rocky, you understand? Coitins!! Here!!!” “Oh, they’re adorable!” (Mugsy? More like Bugs-y!)

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    enigmamz  6 months ago

    WEEEE!!!!

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    A nincomposse

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    cracker65  6 months ago

    Where’s the horse?

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    amatulic  6 months ago

    That reminds me of my all time favorite “literalist” western cartoon, from the Far Side, in which a sheriff is looking at a pile of horses and people, saying “So you just threw everything together? Matthews, a posse is something you have to organize!” >

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    Mediatech  6 months ago

    Give him a suspended sentence.

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    keenanthelibrarian  6 months ago

    Too much effort – just a long rope and a heavy noose at the end will do.

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    hariseldon59  6 months ago

    He’s a real swinger.

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    silberdistel  6 months ago

    Uhm, this is not really related to this strip but fits in with the “Literalists”-part.

    Last Saturday we visited Mölln together with Lori Dobson & her husband. The town is famous for Till Eulenspiegel, who died in Mölln in 1350. In the museum we tried to figure out how to describe what kind of jokes this jester used to do. One description from Wikipedia is: "In the chapbooks, Eulenspiegel is presented as a trickster who plays practical jokes on his contemporaries, exposing vices at every turn, greed and folly, hypocrisy and foolishness. As Peter Carels notes, “The fulcrum of his wit in a large number of the tales is his literal interpretation of figurative language.” (Btw- the middle age buildings were far more interesting than the actual presentation in the two museum.)

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    JohnCL  6 months ago

    Mel Brooks left this scene on the cutting room floor.

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    Slowly, he turned...  6 months ago

    Black Bart, you will now swing until you lose your cookies!

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    batesmom7  6 months ago

    Amelia Bedelia’s great grandfather

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    -Saint-  6 months ago

    “It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing..”

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    jonescientific  6 months ago

    That’s “unauthorized equine relocation specialist” thank you very much!

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    MRBLUESKY529  6 months ago

    He went down swinging,

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    Cerabooge  6 months ago

    What did they do with horse thieves in west Texas?

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    HOTLOTUS1  6 months ago

    hang him from the highest treeeee…..

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    Redd Panda  6 months ago

    Cue the Swing Music .

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    Ishka Bibel  6 months ago

    Strange fruit…..

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    Will E. Makeit Premium Member 6 months ago

    Brandon grew up riding horses…they were the ones located outside the front door of the grocery store and you had to feed it quarters…unfortunately he always got his Keds stuck in the stirrups…which explains his mental acuity…

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    bluegirl285  6 months ago

    Wrong kind of swingin’ there, pardner.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago

    Ha! So, the wild west was fun.

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    MMBarks  6 months ago

    LOVE IT!

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    Dr_Fogg  6 months ago

    pmac-agpc . ca / project-management-tree-swing-story

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    kmccjoe1  6 months ago

    “Swing nearer my God to thee…”

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    christelisbetty  6 months ago

    None of them showed up for a necktie party, ‘cause they didn’t know how to tie a Windsor knot.

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    fourteenpeeves  6 months ago

    Somebody told me they were going to give me a necktie party . I told them I only used bow ties and they slunk away

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    fourteenpeeves  6 months ago

    Throw the book at him. Just make sure it isn’t a banned one

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  6 months ago

    The Mild Mild West.

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    Just don’t put him up there with the horse. It freaks them out.

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    KevinCarson  6 months ago

    Well, they could push him so hard he loops the loop and turns inside-out

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    keenanthelibrarian  6 months ago

    Apparently, it used to be called “The Newgate Hornpipe”. I think you can guess why.

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    lnrokr55  6 months ago

    Friggin hilarious, I can hear the theme from The Good, The Bad, & The Silly playing in the background !

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