The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 26, 2024

Kind of the point there, Brutus.

Who’s the chef? Mother Gargle. maybe?

The scariest thing about it is how much she looks like Gladys.

No honey bbq?! I’m leaving.

Did Mother Gargoyle open a “restaurant” near Brutus’ workplace???

:-O

I’m with Brutus. Why eat something that will destroy your taste buds?

Do you have anything that will taste like chicken and not volcano? Maybe something I won’t regret tomorrow?

You sure know how to pick your choke & pukes.

I thought they were role-playing. Looked like Gladass at first.

Maybe the place should be called “Hallow-wings” instead?

those sauces sound great!

So is this place owned by Buster Poindexter or Arrow? Because all the food is Hot, Hot, Hot!

I thought Buffalo Wings was a flavour, not a category.

Heck, forget the flavors. I’m scared away by them being buffalo wings.

I wonder if you can also request if Bing will SING at Bing’s Ring-A-Ding Wings?

No Vader Choke sauces?

Anything but Da Bomb Beyond Insanity.

♪♫ “On the Wings is a White Hot Sauce…” ♪♫

good grief… even my brother who’s been into super spicy food would wonder if his taste buds lost all there souls… not to mention his insides would probable melt out of his body. :{

Mother Gargle would have created a sauce by distilling her sweat socks for our hero.

My theory is they use the hottest sauce possible to cover the actual taste of the wings.

I wouldn’t want to scare my tastebuds either, Brutus!

Bings Ring A Ding Wings eats their way down. Wash em down with battery acid. Mild sauce.Take a double order home for Mother Gargle Brutus. Win her over.

Looks like they will be hot no matter what you order. Must be a new corporation with Satan taking point lead. Have your Tums at the ready though……

…got…got any “mild”?

Definitely not the witches cauldron, he enough of that at home.

Boy, this place is no Buffalo Wild Wings lol

I wrote out a nice little comment about hot sauces and got the notice that I had words on the banned list. I re-read three times, couldn’t figure out what could possibly be offensive. I gave up.

Very clever and great word play today! From the name of the place to the sauce names, this strip is a delight! Thanks Chip!

I will have Dave’s Insanity or Endorphin Rush sauce, please. (I have used both.)

The Ringwraith’s Wrath Wings complacently believe no living man may eat them.

“Bing’s Ring-A-Ding Wings” – that needs to be the name of an actual restaurant!

I don’t know about the Ringwraith’s wrath, by I assume that the Zombie’s breath has a lot of garlic and the Vampire’s breath has none.

Not so adventurous Brutus ?

You serve Buffalo wings but you don’t have any with traditional Buffalo sauce? Which comes in a variety of heat levels? The wings were invented by the Anchor Bar and they have mild, medium, hot and Extreme Heat (formerly called Suicide). My family used to love the hottest but we all got a bit intolerant of stuff too spicy. The best we can do now is medium. And Pizza Hut’s medium seems awfully spicy.