Close to Home by John McPherson for June 09, 2024

I don’t think the dialogue was needed. I have mixed feelings about this one.

It’s not realistic to expect them to land on only two beds.

you know the difference between a failed golfer and a failed skydiver? A failed golfer goes… whack…“Dang” while a failed skydiver goes “Dang” whack!

ummm, gonna be “fun” when bedpans are needed… "Cue video run at Benny Hill speed and “Yakety Sax” played loud to cover the sounds

Or to recover with the others who forgot their parachutes!!!

what did they do – crazy glue their hands together??

Probably had to borrow bandages from the hospital on the other side of town.

If it’s true that sticks and stones may break your bones, these guys look like they landed in a forest that’s next to a gravel pit.

Still hanging onto each other for dear life, I see.

My ol’ Grampa woulda said: “That’s what they get for jumpin’ out of a perfectly good airplane!”

And over in this room is the group that was hurt while playing Twister.

The copyright year is VERY small, but is 2003, which explains Bleeb’s absence.

this is really funny. I was a scrub tech for 19 yrs. I hated ortho but loved spines and cranies.

Is tomorrow’s show canceled? :)

There is no such thing as a “skydiving accident”. People jump out of planes on purpose. What happens next is completely on them.

One of my wife’s coworkers, years ago, had two skydiving “accidents.” She survived the first one.

I guess they learned the hard way, if at first you don’t succeed, skydiver is not for you.

Isn’t that the “Dead Man” formation????? :)

There were 6 jumpers, but only a parachutes.

Fall guys.

All 4 of ’em survived?! Well, chute!

Interesting mobile.

Wouldn’t they just need a empty jam jar?

I thought maybe it was a new style of ceiling fan. Someone needs to flick the switch.

That’s wraps up the mystery