“This is another poor victim of drive by Planking Doc! Can you save him?? " Doc: “I’ll transfuse him with a couple gallons of wood glue and he’ll be pine.”
Kentucky’s Rand Paul claims to be an eye doc but couldn’t’ be bothered with such matters and simply created his own board with family members staffing it. Look it up.
Being Board Certified is desirable, yes, but in what specialty? I hope that before going under the knife, the patient confirmed that he’s certified by the Board Certification Board.
tudza Premium Member about 1 month ago
He discovered the Plank Constant.
Ratkin about 1 month ago
He wood have to be.
oldpine52 about 1 month ago
Remember, Doc, measure twice, cut once.
comixbomix about 1 month ago
By Ikea
a sage about 1 month ago
He’s chairman of the board.
Fantom Premium Member about 1 month ago
Uh-oh. He is knot certified.
bdpoltergeist Premium Member about 1 month ago
he did sleep at a motel 6
Zykoic about 1 month ago
Maybe knot.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
He went to med school, but he got board!
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
Careful with that wood-burning set!
wongo about 1 month ago
I Wood say he’s perfect!
Just_Karl about 1 month ago
Are they at Cedars-Sinai?
WDDIM about 1 month ago
He’s not even rated for particle board.
Prey about 1 month ago
Give him a chance to ply his trade!
seaspotzrun about 1 month ago
I knew this comic wood bring out the puns!
backyardcowboy about 1 month ago
I would say he’s just bored certified.
backyardcowboy about 1 month ago
“This is another poor victim of drive by Planking Doc! Can you save him?? " Doc: “I’ll transfuse him with a couple gallons of wood glue and he’ll be pine.”
Bellboy about 1 month ago
‘We could ash him, but I think he’ll be pine’
P51Strega about 1 month ago
Dr. Venn was panel certified before they let Venn near a patient.
mindjob about 1 month ago
It’ll be ready for sailors to walk it again in no time
goboboyd about 1 month ago
Thick as a plank.
sobrown51 about 1 month ago
We will all pine for him if the patient dies.
oakie817 about 1 month ago
need to spruce up the artwork a little
Cerabooge about 1 month ago
It’s about to become moot. They have a CNC router on order.
stamps about 1 month ago
Wooden you like to know.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
It needs surgery on its lumber spine.
mwksix about 1 month ago
That’s a lot of face to be lifted!
ekke about 1 month ago
Well, if that’s what he’s cutting into, YOU will be bored certified!
The Brooklyn Accent about 1 month ago
You’d better nail that surgery, Doc, or the malpractice lawyers will beat you to a pulp.
David_J Premium Member about 1 month ago
Kentucky’s Rand Paul claims to be an eye doc but couldn’t’ be bothered with such matters and simply created his own board with family members staffing it. Look it up.
Lablubber about 1 month ago
He doesn’t look like a doctor who wood screw around.
paullp Premium Member about 1 month ago
Being Board Certified is desirable, yes, but in what specialty? I hope that before going under the knife, the patient confirmed that he’s certified by the Board Certification Board.
tinstar about 1 month ago
He’s just removing a splinter.
Beowulf 406 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Is that wood filler in the IV bottle?